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Laugh Yourself To Stupor by Silas6(m): 5:03pm On Oct 25, 2019 |
1.. Some tribes in Nigeria will be crying during funerals but they will still use that same eye to locate the people sharing food nd drinks »»». ..... I will not call the tribe before they say that I hate igbo people...... No be type am ohhhh 2.. Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car..... But not in my country » the curse only will change your destiny.... 3.. Trouble is when you hit a Toyota hilux that contain Hausa solidiers..... My bro just faint instantly. 4.. Just because I don't like cooking doesn't mean I can't cook .... Have you tasted my hot water before ? .... chaii ..... You lick your hand. 5.. nobody can give me headache when panaldo is #50.. nobody can break my heart when super glue is #30... With #80 ayam safe..... 6.. My drunk friend came to my house yesterday morning and started greeting all my mops outside thinking they are white men with dreed locks..... Fadaa Lord help me... 7.. sincerely been ugly is not easy.... U will snap 70 pictures delete 60 edit 10 post 2. Lord have mercy... 8.. some people will do blood money and still be stingy .. Blood that is not Even ur own.... What rubbish... 9.. Going to ur boi frend auz without informing him... that heartbreak you are lukin for... You shall see it 10.. Breaking News : "all short people are now allow to use their full picture as passport..... 11.. If you see me talking too myself understand becouz am self~employed and am having a staff meeting.... 12.. The downfall of a man is not the end of his life but if he falls from a 3~story building.... that one na CALL OF EXIST.... 13.. How can I bought shoes for 250k and expect me to walk on the ground?..... Abeg if u hear any sound on your roof don't panic ... Na me dey waka ...... 14.. I can't believe I was born naked .... Ahhh those nurses saw my G-WAGON.... Ohhhh wat rubbish.... 15 If no be for fufu and akara wey I use spoil my voice , who be simi or wizkid..... 16.. What if your offering money is wat they are going too use to feed u in heaven?? ..... Some people will die of ulcer.... 17.. U can tell me ur secrets... it's save with me even the person reading this post told me that he slept with 5 members here.... .... Have I told anyone.... 18.. My pastor intentionally sprinkled the Holy Water on us last Sunday .. Cum see how makeup were messedup... 19.. On judgement day ... I will just hold Nigeria flag so that God can know that have pass through hell b4 .... I can't face hell twice ohh....... 20.. Short girls will put one hand on there waist and be lukin like teacup.. 21.. Imagine you act dead during a Boko Haram attack and you hear "shoot everyone again"... That moment... your urine alone can flood Nigeria... Or am I lieing... 22.. Soon MTN will be like ¤ The number you trying to call had been owing us since 5 month's ... When ever you see him help us beg him to pay back our money.. Thank you...... 23.. It is only in Nollywood movies witches will appear and the first thing they do is to laugh .... Ask them what's funny couz I don understand... 24.. Drinking a lot of water can help you mind ur bizness.. Couz u will spend most of ur time urinating, instead of gossiping..... 25.. Wedding attendance Church=35 Reception=1500 See am sharing my food in church... 26.. "pls when I die, nobody should come nd luk at me in the coffin becouz am so shy I may laugh..... 27.. Nigeria guys will collect ur number in the bus, then 30minutes later . "Baby I dreamt abt u" abeg bros which time u sleep ?? 28.. Na so I saw one 90yrs old mama dey pray "O Lord I shall not die prematurely".... Mama you wan be Methuselah. 29.. Once a girl says am feeling cold u will see some guys behaving like microwave... 30.. When am bored I call Airtel call care to ask why my phone is not charging...... 31.. My Ex thought that she broke my heart Mtwcch heart way I don put heart guard... 32.. I went too buy 4 indomie and I saw my crush at the aboki shop ... so I bought 40 ..... am still selling the remaining 36 ......Abeg help my ministry.... 33.. I started fearing the witchcraft after seeing my uncle watching television with one eye ..... When I ask him he said he's saving electricity because he's using card.... Am still lukin 4 place to faint... 34.. I was driving BENZ in my dream last night ..... until my sister slap me to wake up and stop pushing bed to the kitchen..... 35.. I faint dis morning when a girl told me she is following me on Xender in fact am still fainting... 36.. I went to a local restaurant and ordered for peppersoup ....to cut the story short I needed a new tongue... 37.. No animal can run faster than a girl with makeup when it's raining ..... 38.. Some people set 18 digits password to their phone, but the password is just SLIDE TO UNLOCK ..... 39... They say money is the root of all evil but poverty is the complete tree... Infact a forest.... They cun dey deceive us .... 40.. Who else notice that squeezing Maggi this day's is like breaking the wall of jericho ... 41.. I think Garri and Sugar should be added to first aid box that stuff had been saving life since 1960..... 42.. The only time I am ever serious with my life is when am counting the number of zero in money I want too transfer... 43.. Battery full and want me to remove my phone no be 9ja we dey... 44.. I remember the last time I had a broke up I was lukin for my phone in the freezer..... 45.. The way I'm broke now. I thought of selling our dogs I will do the barking at night... 46.. People that works in bakery will not suffer in hell because they're already use to fire... 47.. I went to my friend auz around 11:57 and I did not greet his parents and they think am disrespectful not knowing that am just waiting for 12 0'clock so I can tell them good afternoon.... 48.. The only advantage we have in Nigeria is that we can urinate any where............. 49.. Pastor don't normally anoint fat people couz they have oil all over their body..... 50.. A trailer hit me today but I didn't die couz I drank 5 alive yesterday I think now I should have 4 life remaining...... Says by # NAIRA-MARLEY# 51.. Imagine NEPA came to my auz to borrowed my larder, cut my light and still tell me bro thank u . God bless U..... 52.. You're in a relationship and you're saying that they are cheating on you hmmmmmmmm have you ever seen a seen a ship carrying a single person Thank God am in a relationbike .... 53.. Am lukin for someone to separate the relationship btw news paper nd suya, am getting jealous..... 54.. Ushers in church act like the biological children of God and the rest were adopted..... 55.. A guy was arrested 2007 and was released two days ago. now he was asking me why is it that people are offline in 2go..... What should I tell him? 56.. I ask a girl do you know SHARWAMA. She reply must I knw everybody... 57.. I have never heard Pastors preaching about the maps behind the Bible. I think they are hiding the direction to HEAVENS from us..... 58.. I will not be impressed with technology until I can download FOOD.... 59.. I always double check my spelling before I post anything because of this unemployed SOCIAL MEDIA ENGLISH PROF. 6o.. Guys please if you want to toast a girl, toast her with sense... Which one is hw is mummy and daddy.... What concern you...... Enjoy your day ...... I know my people can't read without appreciating my effort. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Laugh Yourself To Stupor by Edybleketara: 12:11am On Oct 29, 2019 |
it is not a small something |
Re: Laugh Yourself To Stupor by Sirlarcore101(m): 5:36pm On Nov 02, 2019 |
You Are A Pro |
Re: Laugh Yourself To Stupor by Okeyc230: 10:12pm On Nov 03, 2019 |
Very good |
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