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Are You Crazy by ALJIHAD(m): 5:26pm On Nov 12, 2010
Mr. Rich man has 3 daughters.
Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.
One day nobody and somebody are fighting over a fake eyebrow.
Then crazy when to the policeman and she said" Nobody and Somebody are fighting"
Then the policeman look at her then he said "What are you talking about?"
Then she said again "Nobody and Somebody are fighting"
Then the policeman said "What? Are you crazy?"
Then she said "Yes but how did you know my name?"
Re: Are You Crazy by StudioCFR(m): 12:53am On Nov 13, 2010
Make i laugh?
Re: Are You Crazy by Dukechimi: 8:58pm On Nov 13, 2010
embarassed DIS NA OLD JIST "hissssssssssssssssssss
Re: Are You Crazy by StudioCFR(m): 6:18am On Nov 14, 2010
Duke of ilorin and his long his sef

lol
Re: Are You Crazy by greedie1(f): 6:27pm On Nov 14, 2010
pls was dis meant to be funny?
Re: Are You Crazy by koolchicco: 7:50pm On Nov 14, 2010
Staled joke
Re: Are You Crazy by StudioCFR(m): 8:00pm On Nov 14, 2010
Hhmm
Re: Are You Crazy by Enibaby(f): 9:16pm On Nov 14, 2010
Old story!!! I beg make we hear current.
Re: Are You Crazy by koolchicco: 9:20pm On Nov 14, 2010
Enibaby:

Old story!!! I beg make we hear current.

U get any current one? tongue
Re: Are You Crazy by Enibaby(f): 9:33pm On Nov 14, 2010
@koolchicco Sure i av many currents. You just have to sit back wait. grin
Re: Are You Crazy by koolchicco: 9:49pm On Nov 14, 2010
^^Aiight, I can't wait jare! *sits back and sips on my red bull * grin
Re: Are You Crazy by Enibaby(f): 9:58pm On Nov 14, 2010
If can wait, you are on your own, tongue
Re: Are You Crazy by koolchicco: 10:01pm On Nov 14, 2010
OK! Hope it wont be a loooong thing tho grin
Re: Are You Crazy by Tunexsy(m): 10:47pm On Nov 14, 2010
There is dis guy who was fat and was look 4 a way to slim down, one fateful afternoon he had an ad on d radio, which promised to help lose 100pounce in a week.
After making d call, he had is door bell d morning after, on open he discover a lovely lady standing at his door step, she told him dat if he was able to caught her, they will have sex, on hearing dis d man went after her like a wild dog but d day went by and he did not succeed, dis went on 4 5days and d man noticed he has lost some pounce, on d 7th day he believed dat he was going to catch her dis time, so when he had d bell he was happy, to his surprise when he opened d door he saw a muscle built guy who promised him dat if he catches him then he ll have his ass, guess how much fat he will lose dat day.
Re: Are You Crazy by Tunexsy(m): 10:49pm On Nov 14, 2010
There is dis guy who was fat and was look 4 a way to slim down, one fateful afternoon he had an ad on d radio, which promised to help lose 100pounce in a week.
After making d call, he had is door bell d morning after, on open he discover a lovely lady standing at his door step, she told him dat if he was able to caught her, they will have sex, on hearing dis d man went after her like a wild dog but d day went by and he did not succeed, dis went on 4 5days and d man noticed he has lost some pounce, on d 7th day he believed dat he was going to catch her dis time, so when he had d bell he was happy, to his surprise when he opened d door he saw a muscle built guy who promised him dat if he catches him then he ll have his ass, guess how much fat he will lose dat day.
Re: Are You Crazy by bashydemy(m): 7:23am On Nov 15, 2010
@Tunexsy why wasting bandwidth
Re: Are You Crazy by Phate07(m): 11:28am On Nov 15, 2010
Where d joke? undecided
Re: Are You Crazy by StudioCFR(m): 11:29am On Nov 15, 2010
In your asz
Re: Are You Crazy by bashydemy(m): 10:40pm On Nov 15, 2010
gbam
Re: Are You Crazy by EfemenaXY: 3:09am On Nov 16, 2010
AL-JIHAD:

Mr. Rich man has 3 daughters.
Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.
One day nobody and somebody are fighting over a fake eyebrow.
Then crazy when to the policeman and she said" Nobody and Somebody are fighting"
Then the policeman look at her then he said "What are you talking about?"
Then she said again "Nobody and Somebody are fighting"
Then the policeman said "What? Are you crazy?"
Then she said "Yes but how did you know my name?"


Contrary to popular opinion, I find your joke witty and insightfull

Nice 1 @poster - keep 'em rolling pls cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Are You Crazy by bashydemy(m): 5:59am On Nov 17, 2010
Efe where have you been its been long i see your post hope its not cos of Studio
Re: Are You Crazy by StudioCFR(m): 7:33am On Nov 17, 2010
Are You Crazy?
Re: Are You Crazy by Phate07(m): 10:12am On Nov 17, 2010
Hell no! angry
Re: Are You Crazy by lysaa(f): 10:40am On Nov 17, 2010
. .but ur siggy speaks volume in that regard.
Re: Are You Crazy by StudioCFR(m): 10:45am On Nov 17, 2010
lol
Well said lysaa
Re: Are You Crazy by lysaa(f): 11:03am On Nov 17, 2010
I tire for that kind signature o.
Re: Are You Crazy by Phate07(m): 11:09am On Nov 17, 2010
lysaa:

. .but your siggy speaks volume in that regard.
Whats the essence or value of life itself? It has absolutely no value. angry
Re: Are You Crazy by lysaa(f): 11:20am On Nov 17, 2010
Semantics! Just another approach to define craze, end of story!
Re: Are You Crazy by Phate07(m): 11:26am On Nov 17, 2010
please define crazy? undecided
Re: Are You Crazy by jaybee3(m): 11:27am On Nov 17, 2010
hehheh miss one dimple tongue
Re: Are You Crazy by lysaa(f): 11:30am On Nov 17, 2010
Phate07:

please define crazy? undecided
ok, how are u? lol

jay bee:

hehheh miss one dimple tongue
file jo! tongue
Re: Are You Crazy by jaybee3(m): 11:32am On Nov 17, 2010
I've gotta see the other dimple tongue

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