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What If? by Kemblaze: 12:35pm On Nov 02, 2019
Hello Everyone!!!

I am broke having only #500 in my bank account and i need it badly, what if i go into the bank the quew is too long so i started mending
ME: i want to see the manager, i`ll make all of you loose your jobs.

MANAGER: i am very sori sir come with me, i am the manager.

i follow him to his office.

MANAGER: what would you like to take sir.

ME: champagne

i got what i requested for and drank to my fill

MANAGER: now sir lets talk, how much do you want to withdraw.

ME: okay! i want to withdraw #500.

QUESTION: would they attend to me?

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