By Eta Uso (Jr).

Nigeria, what has become of you?

These days it is either strikes, bomb-blasts, kidnapping, slandering of political opponents, ingenious looting, begging for our rights, leadership nonchalance, think any vice – think Nigeria.

The political class is in a state of decay such as never seen since the world begun. The citizens are so impoverished and disenfranchised that they now beg for their rights rather than demand for it.

It is only in this same Nigeria, where senators get millions as constituency allowance, then come home to give few scholarships to an insignificant number of people, buy motorcycles and sewing machines to share to an insignificant few, then they go about sounding their trumpets that they have alleviated poverty in their constituencies.

It is only in Nigeria where political appointees are actually glorified sycophants who must abide to the rule of their masters or be exiled to the poverty-soaked way of life of the common Nigerian [a situation that a common Nigerian finds him/herself as caused by the same selfish masters that they call leaders].

It is only in Nigeria where failed leaders and clearly unpopular political office holders, come out to vie for offices and even go ahead to seek 2nd terms, 3rd terms and even more as may be allowed by the constitution. It is clear that it is only in Nigeria where our leaders seek re-election even when the land they swore an oath to govern and serve is ridden with strikes, anarchy, deprivation, unrest and all humanly thinkable vices.

Source and Full Text can be found at: http://www.etauso.com/2010/11/country-we-call-nigeria.html

I Pray for Nigeria!!!

Nigeria = Pakistan

I pray not.

Nigeria is a shame of Africa

darkman200:

Nigeria is a shame of Africa

If you are Nigerian, then your negative statement is not doing you any good. We have seen the problems we face in Nigeria today, in as much as we speak up for change, lets also make positive proclamations.

THIS IS OUR COUNTRY!!!

Nigeria > USA + Switzerland X2

Adonike:

Nigeria > USA + Switzerland X2

More like it

Fundamental ignorance is like terminal cancer,nigeria is infected by one.

newsflash. . .

@Redsun - Ouch

When u look at cancer cases of celebrities like Jade Goody,Patrick Swarzy and now Micheal Douglas,u can see how dreadful that shi-t is.That is how dreadful nigerian situation is.

Yoruba and Igbo must go.
If we get rid of these two groups.
Nigeria will be healthy again.

Blazay:

Yoruba and Igbo mut go.
If we get rid of these two groups.
Nigeria will be healthy again.

gbam

Blazay:

Yoruba and Igbo mut go.
If we get rid of these two groups.
Nigeria will be healthy again.

alj harem:

gbam

So ironic, esp coming from 2 almajiris

@Ileke-Idi - LWFKMD

Blazay:

Yoruba and Igbo mut go.
If we get rid of these two groups.
Nigeria will be healthy again.

alj harem:

gbam

if they go, whats the point of calling it nigeria if it would only be the northern part left

Ileke-IdI:

So ironic, esp coming from 2 almajiris

You think all Nigerians are as myopic as you are?
Keep chanting almajiri all over Nairaland.
One day you might just wake up to the fact that you may be the almajiri afterall.
Ignorant bi*tch!
You beta come out of the closet and stop deceiving people.
You incomplete old, trans-sexual hag.

O boy ye. See finishing.

Liu Keng - XB^B^BA-Down

juman:

Nigeria = Pakistan

More like Northern Nigeria = Pakistan
Southern Nigeria = could be have better prospects than India

Blazay:

You think all Nigerians are as myopic as you are?
Keep chanting almajiri all over Nairaland.
One day you might just wake up to the fact that you may be the almajiri afterall.
Ignorant bi*tch!
You beta come out of the closet and stop deceiving people.
You incomplete old, trans-sexual hag.

Sup aboki? Wanna chew some Gworo? BTW, don't forget to feed the cattles.

fstranger:

Sup aboki? Wanna chew some Gworo? BTW, don't forget to feed the cattles.

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Will do.
But don't forget to ask your daughters to learn how to wash themselves and their smelly, Yoruba-butts before, they leave the house and start trolling the streets digging themselves free of pubic lice.

Can't you see how these your daughter's legs look like those of a cattle? Knock knees and all.

Omo dorty.

For cattle(not cattles, you Yoruba, semi-illiterate) smell much better than they do.
Here's some anti-viral soap and disinfectant to kill those ticks.

Blazay:

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Will do. The sentence is missing a subject.
But A new word should not begin with a coordinating conjunction don't forget to ask your daughters to learn how to wash themselves and their smelly, Yoruba-butts before, they leave the house and start trolling the streets digging themselves free of pubic lice.
Can't you see how these your Problematic word sequence; some word sequesnces are ungrammatical, such as some cases of two consecutive pronouns daughter's legs look like those of a cattle? Knock knees and all.
Omo dorty.
For cattle(not cattles, you Yoruba, semi-illiterate) smell much better than they do.
Here's some anti-viral soap and disinfectant to kill those ticks.

Typical illiterate Aboki. How far with your cough? Hope the medicine I gave you is working? BTW, what's up with the loud coughing, spitting out phlegm, loud sneezing, nose blowing crap, It is a common trait that I have noticed among your people. As the only educated Aboki , I would suggest you advise your fellow Almajiris to reduce the amount of gworo they eat everyday.

How do you know she didn't just have a wedgie? I think all this stuff about pubic lice is somebody projecting their personal situation onto others. . .

Blazay:

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Will do.
But don't forget to ask your daughters to learn how to wash themselves and their smelly, Yoruba-butts before, they leave the house and start trolling the streets digging themselves free of pubic lice.

Can't you see how these your daughter's legs look like those of a cattle? Knock knees and all.

Omo dorty.

For cattle(not cattles, you Yoruba, semi-illiterate) smell much better than they do.
Here's some anti-viral soap and disinfectant to kill those ticks.

This is quite sad coming from an older guy with six kids.

fstranger:

Sup aboki? Wanna chew some Gworo? BTW, don't forget to feed the cattles.

The only action this mofo is getting is probably from sodomising his goats. They don't like partners who can talk back. If it's not a goat, it's a prepubescent child.

DapoBear:

How do you know she didn't just have a wedgie? I think all this stuff about pubic lice is somebody projecting their personal situation onto others. . .

aww, you're so innocent and adorable lol.
hehehehe.

Aigbofa:


The only action this mofo is getting is probably from sodomising his goats. They don't like partners who can talk back. If it's not a goat, it's a prepubescent child.

Blazay:

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. . .

Holy crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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