From my inbox, these are jokes but won't be surprised if they are actual statements made by Bush.

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"To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions,
I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be
president of the United States."
---George W. Bush



"You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are
the ones you want to concentrate on."
---George W. Bush


"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over
and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of
catapult the propaganda."
---George W. Bush