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| Why In The World Do You Need Cyanide? by toosexy1: 4:04pm On Nov 15, 2010 |
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, " Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, " Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail and I'll lose my license. Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and handed it to the pharmacist. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription." |
| Re: Why In The World Do You Need Cyanide? by EfemenaXY: 2:24am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Lol!! Prescription indeed  I like it!! Nice 1 girl - more fresh jokes pls  |
| Re: Why In The World Do You Need Cyanide? by kingkaspa: 2:57am On Dec 17, 2010 |
Nice one |
| Re: Why In The World Do You Need Cyanide? by Nobody: 9:40am On Dec 17, 2010 |
 ENOUGH PRESCRIPTION 4 BOTH LOVERS, |
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