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Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by na2day1: 3:16am On Nov 17, 2010
The story of late Mr. Semiu Opeyemi from Osun State, is not only agonising but mysterious. Opeyemi had worked very hard to become a Business Administration graduate from The Polytechnic, Ibadan, Oyo State.

Determined to make it in life and to put in practice the knowledge he acquired as a Business Administration graduate, he took up a job as a manager with Waterview Hotel, Ojuoro Phase 1, Ajaguro Ikorodu in Lagos State.

It was learnt that the 29-year-old Opeyemi, a bachelor, worked assiduously as the hotel’s manager to the extent that many people assumed that he was the proprietor.

PUNCH METRO learnt that he displayed sound service delivery, accountability and business acumen, and those attributes endeared him to both the customers and the hotel owner, Mr. Eweolaru Adejare.

But last Wednesday, Opeyemi drowned in a river near the hotel in a mysterious circumstances.

The deceased was said to have formed the habit of paddling a canoe across the other side of a nearby river to defecate. On the fateful day, he was said to have cleared some grasses around the hotel to ensure its cleanliness and later boarded a canoe to defecate as usual.

However, after a while, the canoe was seen floating without Opeyemi, raising curiosity and fear among other canoe operators. The canoe operators were said to have raised the alarm and people began to search for Opeyemi.

After many unsuccessful efforts to locate his body, some Ijaw divers from nearby areas were invited to be part of the search party.

It was learnt that many hours after the combined team of divers could still not found Opeyemi, the Ijaw divers later asked for some bottles of local gin and some alligator pepper, with which they appeased the river.

After chanting some incantations, Opeyemi‘s corpse was said to have been found at a spot where he knelt down in the river.

It was learnt that the divers were stunned by the position they met Opeyemi and this attracted more incantations and sacrifices before his corpse was retrieved from the river under police guidance.

The hotel owner, Adejare said, ”People, who were here, when he was working testified that he paddled one of the canoes to defecate. After some time, some other canoe operators came and asked people in the area where

Opeyemi was. Those people said they did not see anybody there. They called his mobile phone. It rang repeatedly here; obviously he left it at the hotel.

“After some hours, a search party was conducted and they later discovered that he was drowned in the river. They made statement to the nearest police station and the police came for investigation. That was what happened.”

Opeyemi‘s friend, Mr. David Odusanya, said his late friend had formed the habit of paddling a canoe to the other side of the river to defecate.

Odusanya said, “Opeyemi had formed the habit of going there to defecate. Many people that saw him taught he could swim, but surprisingly, they found an empty canoe. We have many toilets here. The manager (Opeyemi) had his own toilet but he was also free to use any of the toilets. He was my close friend.

“It is only God that knows when one will die. He has other relatives. They came here and supervised the burial. He died on Wednesday and was buried on Thursday. When somebody dies in a river, he would be buried by the river side. This is the tradition of the Yoruba.”

The Baale of Ajaguro Ikorodu, Chief Sikiru Okikia-Ade, advised people to avoid risks and be cautious.

Okikia-Ade said, “Even though someone casts a spell on you, you have to be careful. Going to the river to defecate is not good. I urge the youth not to take such risk. This should serve as a deterrent to others.

“I do not know anything about him kneeling on the river bed, but I know that anybody that dies in the river would be buried beside the river and ritual must be performed to avoid a recurrence. If ritual is not done and the dead person is buried beside the river, such a thing will recur. That is Yoruba’s belief and it has been happening. The ritual is to prevent a recurrence

“They came to me as the Baale that they wanted to perform the ritual. As the custodian of our tradition, I told them that if they did not do it, I would not allow them to bury him. I also told them to get enabling documents for his burial”

The Deputy Police Public Relations Officer, Lagos State Command, Mr. Samuel Jinadu, said the command was aware of the incident, adding that investigations into Opeyemi’s death had begun.

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art20101117372251
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by na2day1: 3:21am On Nov 17, 2010
Saw this comment from the source "May be he always paddle canoe to the other side of the river to smoke indian hemp" shocked
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by HighChief4(m): 3:26am On Nov 17, 2010
^^^Exactly what i wanted to write. Sad story
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by Beaf: 3:32am On Nov 17, 2010
He probably had a heart attack.
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by Osama10(m): 3:37am On Nov 17, 2010
Wonders everywhere around the country.
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by Shock(m): 3:59am On Nov 17, 2010
after chanting some incantations, Opeyemi‘s corpse was said to have been found at a spot where he knelt down in the river

this bit is confusing.

he was dead and he was found in a kneeling position? how is tht possible?
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by na2day1: 4:09am On Nov 17, 2010
Shock:

this bit is confusing.

he was dead and he was found in a kneeling position? how is tht possible?



Maybe he was asking God for forgiveness!
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by nethacker(m): 4:10am On Nov 17, 2010
Shock:

this bit is confusing.

he was dead and he was found in a kneeling position? how is tht possible?

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anything is possible in africa u knw it is full of different spirits grin grin
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by DapoBear(m): 5:05am On Nov 17, 2010
This story is very confusing in a lot of ways. . .
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by bkbabe97y(m): 7:49am On Nov 17, 2010
Hold up!

This dude is a University graduate that[b] managed [/b]an Hotel, yet, he chose to take a shiyyt in river, thereby destroying whatever marine life previously resided in it! Hmmmmm. . . . . his death is sad but I guess u can call this the "Law of Nature"!
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by bkbabe97y(m): 7:50am On Nov 17, 2010
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Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by slap1(m): 8:10am On Nov 17, 2010
Is there no toilet in the hotel that he would travel oversea to shyt?
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by slap1(m): 8:15am On Nov 17, 2010
Errm. . . do people kneel down to poo-poo? I think someone has used juju on the guy. R.I.P.
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by googles: 8:20am On Nov 17, 2010
really? someone can kpai in a kneeling position ? undecided

dats scary. . .hope he rests in peace sha
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by NnamdiN: 8:54am On Nov 17, 2010
slap1:

Is there no toilet in the hotel that he would travel oversea to shyt?
funny
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by Ibime(m): 11:04am On Nov 17, 2010
@ Slap1, you done talk am. He must have been smoking Igbo or visiting Ashi on the other side of the river.
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by tpia5: 11:07am On Nov 17, 2010
he chose to take a shiyyt in river, thereby destroying whatever marine life previously resided in it!

nah, that's dogs.

Dog poop kills grass and maybe other organisms, i think.


the subject is gross and nasty, but human waste isnt toxic, to the best of my knowledge.


though why the man did it is a mystery.
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by Nobody: 6:38pm On Nov 17, 2010
The poor could have been bitten by a deadly marine organism, maybe a water snake. It is almost certain, he crosses over to the other side of the river to do some biz other than d shit biz, marijuana maybe, maybe not. Though ve heard a lot of guys say shiting on water can be enjoyable, but renting a canoe to go do it is bizarre.
May his gentle soul RIP.
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by Beaf: 7:28pm On Nov 17, 2010
tpia@:

nah, that's dogs.

Dog poop kills grass and maybe other organisms, i think.


the subject is gross and nasty, but human waste isnt toxic, to the best of my knowledge.

though why the man did it is a mystery.

Try eating some to be convinced. Why do you think it is ejected from the body, cos God thinks its funny?
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by MaiSuya(m): 8:22pm On Nov 17, 2010
“I do not know anything about him kneeling on the river bed, but I know that anybody that dies in the river would be buried beside the river and ritual must be performed to avoid a recurrence. If ritual is not done and the dead person is buried beside the river, such a thing will recur. That is Yoruba’s belief and it has been happening. The ritual is to prevent a recurrence

Creeepy. . . lipsrsealed
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by bkbabe97y(m): 8:29pm On Nov 17, 2010
tpia@:

nah, that's dogs.

Dog poop kills grass and maybe other organisms, i think.


the subject is gross and nasty, but human waste isnt toxic, to the best of my knowledge.


though why the man did it is a mystery.

Oooooh. . . . I didnt know that.

Plus, I didnt know u were an "expert" in different kinds of shiyyt!

Kidding. lol
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by presido1: 11:59pm On Nov 17, 2010
slap1:

Is there no toilet in the hotel that he would travel oversea to shyt?
Hope he wasn't an illegal immigrant "over the sea". But mysterious things happen in Nigeria.

RIP
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by dayokanu(m): 12:04am On Nov 18, 2010
Ibime:

@ Slap1, you done talk am. He must have been smoking Igbo or visiting Ashi on the other side of the river.

Why be say you sabi the code for every igbo and Ashi runs? If dem leave you bros, you go push plane start.
Xavier.:

The poor could have been bitten by a deadly marine organism, maybe a water snake. It is almost certain, he crosses over to the other side of the river to do some biz other than d poo biz, marijuana maybe, maybe not. Though ve heard a lot of guys say shiting on water can be enjoyable, but renting a canoe to go do it is bizarre.
May his gentle soul RIP.

Marine organism ko. Lagos Marina ni. Person go Kpoli come smoke the claro join. You dey talk long thing.

Not only shitting in water also shitting from the sky is heavenly
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by tpia5: 5:55am On Nov 18, 2010
Beaf:

Try eating some to be convinced. Why do you think it is ejected from the body, cos God thinks its funny?

must everything be spelled out for you?

how many fishes have you seen floating belly up because people shat in the water?

maybe you think shrek is real life. undecided lipsrsealed
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by tpia5: 5:58am On Nov 18, 2010
bk.babe97y:

Oooooh. . . . I didnt know that.

Plus, I didnt know u were an "expert" in different kinds of shiyyt!

Kidding. lol

you really dont want to know more about the subject because it will damage your psyche, trust me.

you're an ajebuta.

just continue in your innocence.
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by AloyEmeka5: 6:21am On Nov 18, 2010
Little wonder why Bk.Babe prefers to do his own on farmlands. The dude is very smart and he may be afraid of Igbo people pushing him inside the river.


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Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by na2day1: 6:36am On Nov 18, 2010
Aloy+Emeka:

Little wonder why Bk.Babe prefers to do his own on farmlands. The dude is very smart and he may be afraid of Igbo people pushing him inside the river.


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@ the pix
I'm eating naa angry
Re: Was He Crazy? Man Drowns Taking A Dump In The River by bkbabe97y(m): 5:14pm On Nov 18, 2010
Aloy+Emeka:

Little wonder why Bk.Babe prefers to do his own on farmlands. The dude is very smart and he may be afraid of Igbo people pushing him inside the river.


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LMFAO!!! Aloy is stalking me, again!

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