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Kay comot from rd make i follow that babe wen dey up dia bath

Who you be,  Go queue,  and wait for your match to join you,  I dey busy with my darling inside her Dad's Jacuzzi bathroom

@kay,be quiet naw please,how we wan take commot,u no hear wen i say him dey for the door and him no go commot there till i come out from here,ok see wetin go happen,you go jump window o,chei but your clothe dey my room and my brother dey play tennis down stairs,plus we dey on the 2nd floor,e don be today,shee you see wetin you cause.Dad knocking and asking cocoa what's happening in there?cocoa looks at kay and says what next?

Make una do fast jor. **tower slung over the shoulder, chewing chewing stick like timaya**

@mr bones,wetin be your own?i dey talk how i want take comeout from this bathroom,you dey come with your own wahala,abeg free cocoa alone o.

freecocoa:

@kay,be quiet naw please,how we wan take commot,u no hear wen i say him dey for the door and him no go commot there till i come out from here,ok see wetin go happen,you go jump window o,chei but your clothe dey my room and my brother dey play tennis down stairs,plus we dey on the 2nd floor,e don be today,shee you see wetin you cause.Dad knocking and asking cocoa what's happening in there?cocoa looks at kay and says what next?  

Ehehe,  wetin I go do nawww,  you no dey hear word no touch dat thing for naww. i no dey dat mood again,  Your Dad  dey stubborn oo,  he wan see you come out that bathroom alive,  SUPERMAN please help me for dis first floor wey i dey,  cocoa make i just,  if I jump and brokos hang  nail,  cocoa go find another guy ooo,  especially those bad guys wey don dey disturb her here,  Any james bond trick,  My head don scatter ooo,

Oya solution- kay make use of ma towel make i . . . . . . . . . And follow dis way**pointing to the back door** that will lead u to jimmy the dog. No do any usual stunt cos na ur third leg go hear am.

Dad knocking and pushing the door saying am coming in,somethings mos def wrong in there,kay already jumping,dad opens the door and sees his leg and runs down stairs.kasala don burst.

freecocoa:

Dad knocking and pushing the door saying am coming in,somethings mos def wrong in there,kay already jumping,dad opens the door and sees his leg and runs down stairs.kasala don burst.

Gbam,  na so i land on top shi t,  ah, ah ,  ah .I dey breath so high,  all my leg don enter shi t,  my trouser and shirt still dey cocoa room,  but i dey hide close to one banana tree, I don suffer men,  cocoa, pls tell your brother to help me bring my cloths from your room.

Shit no dey my compound this is what happens next.kay falls on cocoa's brother's table tennis board(luckily without injury)and her dad holds him by the towel and gives him a hot blow and asks who are you?kay stammers em em em,cocoa's brother joins in and says where did you fall from and dad says,from my bathroom,her broda says eh?as he raised his fist,cocoa rushed out crying and sayin he's my fiance and i love him dad please understand,dad looks at his baby and says,is that why he's in my jacuzzi,cocoa says am sorry dad please forgive me,dad exhales and says young man thank your stars that i love my baby so much,anyway when are you coming to pay her dowry?kay says am even ready now sir,dad says then come inside lets talk,they all go inside.cocoa smiles at kay and he winks at her.THE END.That was one hell of a shower but it was worth it,right kay?

Nonesense, bunkum, ulter bladerdash! Una no do any . . . . . "u know" thing

freecocoa:

poo no dey my compound this is what happens next.kay falls on cocoa's brother's table tennis board(luckily without injury)and her dad holds him by the towel and gives him a hot blow and asks who are you?kay stammers em em em,cocoa's brother joins in and says where did you fall from and dad says,from my bathroom,her broda says eh?as he raised his fist,cocoa rushed out crying and sayin he's my fiance and i love him dad please understand,dad looks at his baby and says,is that why he's in my jacuzzi,cocoa says am sorry dad please forgive me,dad exhales and says young man thank your stars that i love my baby so much,anyway when are you coming to pay her dowry?kay says am even ready now sir,dad says then come inside lets talk,they all go inside.cocoa smiles at kay and he winks at her.THE END.That was one hell of a shower but it was worth it,right kay?

Thats my lovely cocoa, And thanks for your Dad understanding, mind you na yur house and inside your room I dey sleep tonite, So babe name your interest tonite, I will give it to you double,

Tink sh? OF CoURSE

@kay alright påpì,you know wetin i like naw.@mr bones,relax we get plenty of time to do the you know, thing.

I cant get what you mean cocoa, is Dat boy Bones disturbing you there, what is it you want my cocoa ,

Boy? Thats insulting, man!

@kay,no påpì he's not am just telling him u and i have got a lot of time to do it.just get me whatever you want,i know you've got taste so go do your fing.@bones,man relax he's just playing.

freecocoa:

@kay,no påpì he's not am just telling him u and i have got a lot of time to do it.just get me whatever you want,i know you've got taste so go do your fing.@bones,man relax he's just playing.

You now I normally shop for you at HARRODS, nOW that you are officially mine just allow me to spoil you,

Mr.Bones:

Boy? Thats insulting, man!

Bones wetin happen naww, Smile bros make you no dey bon face we no dey fight for here,

Kay am all yours so spoil me silly.

Kay i didn't take it seriously in the first place. So no sweat

freecocoa:

Kay am all yours so spoil me silly.

Ok my baby, they wey i will spend for you at harrods like no tommorrow, Is the way we going to bleep like no tomorrow,  

Mr.Bones:

Kay i didn't take it seriously in the first place. So no sweat

Ok my man, You are too gbaski

@kay,remove your mind from sexx o,we are not wedded officially so no show for you yet o,till after the wedding.

freecocoa:

@kay,remove your mind from sexx o,we are not wedded officially so no show for you yet o,till after the wedding.

Now here comes th twist in the picture

freecocoa:

@kay,remove your mind from sexx o,we are not wedded officially so no show for you yet o,till after the wedding.

Haha  The Lord is my shepherd, My cocoa, I go do that  shopping for you at PRIMARK, Since se x no join am again  

Feeling sad,so kay your love for me is based on sexx?i can't believe this.

And the story is coming to an end.

P.S freecocoa what did u think? U thot this will end in some fairy tale marriage?

freecocoa:

Feeling sad,so kay your love for me is based on sexx?i can't believe this.

No my Darling, You know I told you what i passed thru in the hand of my ex , She told me thesame thing but because of the love I had for her then I agreed, before she later DUMPED me for a rich man, If you love me DARLING you have to reconsider your stand.

@kay,i love you but its strictly marriage before sexx,if i sleep wif you just so you shop 4 me at HARRODS den that's not love,it only means am sleeping wif you cos of material things and that means if someone wif bigger dough shows up den i'll leave you but dat's not what i want plus am COCOA not YOUR EX.@rokiatu,my sis i tot i've finally found true love o.

freecocoa:

@kay,i love you but its strictly marriage before sexx,if i sleep wif you just so you shop 4 me at HARRODS den that's not love,it only means am sleeping wif you cos of material things and that means if someone wif bigger dough shows up den i'll leave you but dat's not what i want plus am COCOA not YOUR EX.@rokiatu,my sis i tot i've finally found true love o.

siNCE i love you and I dont want to loose you, Its going to be very difficult for me, Mind you am not a VIRGIN you know naww, Ok do you agree to self service me, can we work something out in that area ,

Its called self service,you do it yourself and i don't even like that,why not just marry me and then we can do whatever you want.

freecocoa:

Its called self service,you do it yourself and i don't even like that,why not just marry me and then we can do whatever you want.

Ok let sit down and fix the date, lets make the arrangements and let me know how to go about every plans and other stuffs, You know am ready and capable to shoulder everything , Marrying you is gonna be a dream come true and with you my days and nite shall be wonderful