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Niger In Uk by wonder66: 3:42am On Nov 21, 2010
five nigerians tralell to uk and later there visa expire and the uk police where after them to depot them so the where sited in an hotel they ran inside the hotel wen the police get in the light was of and one of then later to light was restored then one of them shouted up nepa and oone of the plice have been in nigeria before that is how they caugth them
Re: Niger In Uk by Migines(m): 8:32am On Nov 21, 2010
Wat xactly re we suppose 2 laff @? D childishness of d construction of d joke or d violent use of d english language?
Re: Niger In Uk by starlife30(m): 10:46am On Nov 21, 2010
0.2/100 @poster, u complete secondary sch??
Re: Niger In Uk by Dukechimi: 12:13pm On Nov 21, 2010
Rubbish!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Niger In Uk by StudioCFR(m): 3:57pm On Nov 21, 2010
Where is the joke?
Re: Niger In Uk by ayusman16(m): 4:23pm On Nov 21, 2010
up nepa! make una leave d poster alone, i wan try laff
Re: Niger In Uk by Migines(m): 4:41pm On Nov 21, 2010
Gudlck wiv dat bro
Re: Niger In Uk by yinkalink(f): 5:07pm On Nov 21, 2010
wonders shall never end shocked shocked shocked
Re: Niger In Uk by MrBones2(m): 5:43pm On Nov 21, 2010
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Nice nice joke but terrible delivery. BTW did u school with one guy named studio cfr? Cos u dey speak like am grin grin
Re: Niger In Uk by Migines(m): 5:55pm On Nov 21, 2010
Wtf? Lmao. Dats a time bomb jst waiting 2 xplode. . . Tic. . .Tok
Re: Niger In Uk by MrBones2(m): 5:58pm On Nov 21, 2010
And u're pouring more fuel abi? grin grin
Re: Niger In Uk by StudioCFR(m): 5:59pm On Nov 21, 2010
u dis gay IBO man
U better respect ya self or i toss your as.s to the mod
Re: Niger In Uk by lysaa(f): 11:57am On Nov 22, 2010
Mr.Bones:

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Nice nice joke but terrible delivery. BTW did u school with one guy named studio cfr? Cos u dey speak like am grin grin
no one had said it better.
Re: Niger In Uk by MrBones2(m): 12:02pm On Nov 22, 2010
**gently closes her mouth wif ma hand** Lysaa u fit make another volcano erupt for Naija Lol cheesy cheesy
Re: Niger In Uk by lysaa(f): 12:04pm On Nov 22, 2010
Thats if the cause of the first one wasn't dealt with thoroughly. .u have some confession to make? tongue
Re: Niger In Uk by MrBones2(m): 12:06pm On Nov 22, 2010
Yes o! But **takes a look at her** hmmmm no! Mother confessor no dey carry big yansh wif dimples to match. cool cool cool
Re: Niger In Uk by StudioCFR(m): 12:14pm On Nov 22, 2010
So na Lyssa nyansh dey trip u abi?
Re: Niger In Uk by lysaa(f): 12:16pm On Nov 22, 2010
I hate it when that becomes a topic. .guys, don;t piss me off. angry
Re: Niger In Uk by KennyG6(m): 12:17pm On Nov 22, 2010
lysaa:

I hate it when that becomes a topic. .guys, don;t piss me off. angry
shocked shocked shocked shocked [size=88pt]LYSAA[/size]
Re: Niger In Uk by StudioCFR(m): 12:20pm On Nov 22, 2010
Gotcha! at last Lyssa

So na only when dem talk bout yo yansh u dey vex ehn?

Ok henceforth sha
Re: Niger In Uk by lysaa(f): 12:21pm On Nov 22, 2010
Kenny u're worse than a disappointment right now. . but uh, i forgive u embarassed
Re: Niger In Uk by KennyG6(m): 12:23pm On Nov 22, 2010
lysaa:

Kenny u're worse than a disappointment right now. . but uh, i forgive u embarassed
ME ke? what have i done? I was merely expressing my surprise at seeing u online after such a long time,
Re: Niger In Uk by lysaa(f): 12:27pm On Nov 22, 2010
yeah that's the thing. .u've become sorta vision impaired abi?. .but i still forgive u

Studio CFR:

Gotcha! at last Lyssa

So na only when dem talk bout yo yansh u dey vex ehn?

Ok henceforth sha
No o, u can talk about my yansh x10. .e nor pain me *fingers crossed*
Re: Niger In Uk by KennyG6(m): 12:30pm On Nov 22, 2010
lysaa:

yeah that's the thing. .u've become sorta vision impaired abi?. .but i still forgive u
aha where is the luv now, me neva see u for like 12months and the first thing i get from u na yabis, ok me sef i forgive u sha, now can we greet each other properly, like we should kiss
Re: Niger In Uk by MrBones2(m): 12:31pm On Nov 22, 2010
So Lysaa na only stud get liberty to talk about ur . . . . .anyhow abi? grin grin
Re: Niger In Uk by lysaa(f): 12:34pm On Nov 22, 2010
oh pls ignore me now, i'm just a fly
Re: Niger In Uk by MrBones2(m): 12:37pm On Nov 22, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked Lysaa u shud hve told me before now. So u be insect? Eh? **grabs an insecticide, ready to . . . . ** smiley smiley smiley
Re: Niger In Uk by KennyG6(m): 12:38pm On Nov 22, 2010
lysaa:

oh pls ignore me now, i'm just a fly
anyway how u dey?
Re: Niger In Uk by lysaa(f): 12:46pm On Nov 22, 2010
Thats cool, thats y i'm fly and u're not. tongue

Kenny_G:

aha where is the luv now, me neva see u for like 12months and the first thing i get from u na yabis, ok me sef i forgive u sha, now can we greet each other properly, like we should kiss
Not under same roof with these children. .we'll greet outside. I'm good anyways wink
Re: Niger In Uk by KennyG6(m): 12:49pm On Nov 22, 2010
lysaa:

Thats cool, thats y i'm fly and u're not. tongue
Not under same roof with these children. .we'll greet outside. I'm good anyways wink
ok, i'll be waiting at our usual rendezvous
Re: Niger In Uk by lysaa(f): 12:55pm On Nov 22, 2010
thats kenny! lol
Re: Niger In Uk by KennyG6(m): 1:01pm On Nov 22, 2010
wink wink wink

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