Hey Nairalanders! pls help me laugh! recieved an email from some chap at nairaland calling me an iraqi babe in Naija. the Hilarious part is the pic he sent which he superimposed his face on some military guy's body claiming to have served in Iraq. the annoying part is demanding an appology from me when i replied pointing that fact to him. i am posting his email plus the 'controversial pic' am i seeing double? please let me know what u guys think. by the way, he asked me to delete the pic but i promised i'd expose him for trying to play on my intelligence. what he wants? for me to reveal myself to him. very funny!

The email[b]Hi Hauwa!

Having stated the phrase "To Join Army," it looks like you are a Prophetess. Seriously, you look like those Iraqi girls that were sent to penetrate our positions in Iraq during the US invasion of Iraq. I'm a Nigerian but I was in the battle until I resigned and back to my home country. You can't believe it. I know u can't do anything with my pic. So, see my attached pictures showing me in action while in Iraq with my coleagues and another showing me presently at Office in my home country. I know why I decided to come home completely. Enough of the killings. I know what i'm saying, not just to seek ur attention, after all, I didn't see ur face to know if you are beautiful or not. I don't behave that way. I'm not looking for girls in Nairaland. Mind you, i'm not jobless, just posted that mail because of my experience.

Please, do delete my pics after seeing it. It's just to prove myself. The two pictures will enable you believe I'm the one in uniform.

Sylvester
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namesake

its annoyin uh .

just take off ur email addy from ur profile .

the guy is a dons, stupid illiterate.

Foolish yeye boy, slowpoke excuse for a nigerian

Thats him, one of those "disgrace" to our country, the worst part is the way they think their 419asses are smarter than the person being scammed even someone with their eyes at the back of their heads will see the "copy and paste" method used on that photo *sighs*

Welldone @ hauwabd

I don't know where to laugh or not I can't stop laughing

Omo Eko:

I don't know where to laugh or not I can't stop laughing

No be small thing ooh

"Sylvester" my ass and foot

cute-ass:

No be small thing ooh

"Sylvester" my ass and foot

Is this guy serious or what and did he he paste his face on someone else body

laughin so very hard "fallin off my bed" still laughin very hard, "9ja we hail thee"

chiegemba:

laughin so very hard "fallin off my bed" still laughin very hard, "Nigeria we hail thee"

plz don't stop laughing becos i can't stop either. still laughing and can't stop

chiegemba:

laughin so very hard "fallin off my bed" still laughin very hard, "Nigeria we hail thee"

Omo Eko:

plz don't stop laughing because i can't stop either. still laughing and can't stop

You girls should have mercy now, please stop laughing so that I can manage to stop too

Army?? Look at his head like sylvester , , , what am i even saying?? "Corporal, chief of the armed-forces Sylvester"

the copy and paste of his head look so whack, what a disgrace rubbish

That picture is real That was our unit(I am the person in the background) in Nasariya,Iraq.

I-man:

That picture is real  That was our unit(I am the person in the background) in Nasariya,Iraq.

lair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


hauwa ignore him .

I-man:

That picture is real That was our unit(I am the person in the background) in Nasariya,Iraq.

you don crase finish!

Nasariya ko! islamabad ni

@topic dont mind him he is drunk!

I-man:

That picture is real That was our unit(I am the person in the background) in Nasariya,Iraq.

There are two of them in the background, which one are you??

I'm sure your own name would be "Augustino"

And the paper, what is written on it?? Names of your beaten and next targets?? lmcao

hahahahahahaha, abeg una no go kill person jare! "US is actually lookin 2 recruit so if u r real u can go apply not claimin

@topic,

I ginne die, , from laughter that is

even d copy and paste didnt even blend well, d person 4 use photo shop software or some other image blending software to at least try make am blend

cute-ass:

There are two of them in the background, which one are you??

I'm sure your own name would be "Augustino"

And the paper, what is written on it?? Names of your beaten and next targets?? lmcao

Girl u are killing me with your comment . LMAO AUGUSTINO laughing my ass off.

This pic is funny and stupid

cute-ass:

There are two of them in the background, which one are you??

I'm sure your own name would be "Augustino"

And the paper, what is written on it?? Names of your beaten and next targets?? lmcao

I am the guy in the middle.Good guess with the name,I am Major Valentino

The paper was actually the co-ordinates for insurgent positions.

Omo Eko:

Girl u are killing me with your comment . LMAO AUGUSTINO laughing my ass off.

This pic is funny and stupid

The picture is irritatingly funny, at the level of stupidity some can exhibit. La wa ooh

I-man:

I am the guy in the middle.Good guess with the name,I am Major Valentino

The paper was actually the co-ordinates for insurgent positions.

Ooh its good you're claiming to be a shameless scammer, kudos
Major?? Yea right - -  very soon, you might start believeing it too lmcao

Now please help me tell "Sylvester", he's a dunns And he should find better things to do than bring shame on our country
The position of "supposedly" Sylvester in the picture, should be one of someone looking at the papers but instead, our "dearest" Sylvester has a "goat for sacrifice" posture . . look at his legs sef. The guy is too dumb abeg!! I mean sylvester

cheap scam,i work on a similar case in a remote village.this village king was defrauding his clients with a pic of him siting with Bill Clinton. then the US president. when we work on dat case we discover dat his pic was pasted near that of Bill.

SHAME ON YOU! Con artist "Sylvester" I guess you must be some brainless graduate of "419 university"? Jobless fools like you should carry your tricks elsewhere, don't pollute Nairaland.
Seun, help us expose the user name of this idiot and ban him permanently from Nairaland as a clear warning to his likes that this is Nairaland not "419land". You need to expose this "mumu" before his likes turn Nairaland into another thing?
Hauwabd, thanks for exposing this fool and his cheap tricks. Are there other nairalanders with similar experience? If yes please share it with us on this thread.
Meanwhile, "Sylvester" its not too late for you to repent and turn a new leave there are more dignifying jobs around. Stop dragging the image of Nigeria in the mud, because "what thou soweth today, thou reapeth tomorrow".