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Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 10:43am On Dec 03, 2019
Are You Traveling to the Eastern states from Lagos for this Christmas . ADVICE: It's a horrible nightmare travelling from Lagos to Onitsha, Benin and other parts by road. It's even worse if you are using your personal vehicle, especially with the rate of insecurity in the country at the moment. If you leave Lagos for Onitsha by 6am, the earliest you should expect to be there is 8pm. Here are the things you need to be able to finish your trip in one piece and with your vehicle:
1. A large dose of PATIENCE and TOLERANCE. No frowing, ABSOLUTELY NO BIG GRAMMAR.
2. Vehicle Customs Documents. Ensure that Custom duty was paid on your vehicle.
3. Current and Valid vehicle Registration Papers and Valid driver's license. Just make before you leave home that you personally check these documents. Ensure that the VIN/Chassis numbers , engine numbers on the documents match what you have stamped in the vehicle.
4. Vehicle CMR, ROAD Worthiness Certificate. Make sure what you are carrying is not fake. Confirm before leaving Lagos.(you can also message or call me to get your vehicle documents done 100% legit)
5. Tinted Glass Permit. Make sure it is from source and has your photograph or your driver's photograph on it.
6. Ensure your journey isn't scheduled to late night, make sure you hit the road as early as possible.
7. Fire extinguisher - right size and not expired, C - Caution. First Aid Kit, Good Spare tyre, Jack and Wheel Spanner, Waste basket ,Valid Local Government Stickers for Pickups.
8. Do not carry any bag of RICE please unless you have a receipt from an Abakaliki rice farm.
9. If you are just coming in from 'ABROAD' I beg you in the name of all that is PRECIOUS to you - No 'Forming'. Hide your dollars, Sterlings and Euros. Never show anyone your foreign Passport or Driver's License as a means of identification. Just show your Nigerian Passport on demand. Trust me you won't need to do that if you just 'fit in'.
10. Go back to 1. Be nice to them. Give them that Air Hostess Plastic Smile and Yes 'Dash dem something' for being on the road and protecting you from kidnappers(sarcasm)
So ensure that you Carry A Lot of N100 and N200 notes.
11. I personally will advice you to move in convoy if you know people who are traveling the same route as yours or you come from the same village.
Finally if this is too much for you to handle, simply apply and pay for Armed Mobile Police Escort or just stay where you are now.
Am a regular traveler.
#shareyourtravelexperiences
#kerauzo #travel #xmastravel #Travelexperience
#copied
OGA VD

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Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by josephsm823(m): 12:24pm On Dec 03, 2019
ospreywin:
Are You Traveling to the Eastern states from Lagos for this Christmas . ADVICE: It's a horrible nightmare travelling from Lagos to Onitsha by road. It's even worse if you are using your personal vehicle. God help you if your vehicle is anything better than a Toyota Corolla e.g. Camry's, Hondas and Oh my God an SUV that looks fresh. If you leave Lagos for Onitsha by 6am, the earliest you should expect to be there is 8pm. Here are the things you need to be able to finish your trip in one piece and with your vehicle:
1. A large dose of PATIENCE and TOLERANCE. No frowing, ABSOLUTELY NO BIG GRAMMAR.
2. Vehicle Customs Documents. Ensure that Custom duty was paid on your vehicle.
3. Current and Valid vehicle Registration Papers and Valid driver's license. Just make before you leave home that you personally check these documents. Ensure that the VIN/Chassis numbers , engine numbers on the documents match what you have stamped in the vehicle.
4. Vehicle CMR, ROAD Worthiness Certificate. Make sure what you are carrying is not fake. Confirm before leaving Lagos.(you can also message or call me to get your vehicle documents done 100% legit)
5. Tinted Glass Permit. Make sure it is from source and has your photograph or your driver's photograph on it.
6. Speed limiting device. This must be installed on all SUVs, Pick ups and Sports Cars just as is done in public buses.
7. Fire extinguisher - right size and not expired, C - Caution. First Aid Kit, Good Spare tyre, Jack and Wheel Spanner, Waste basket ,Valid Local Government Stickers for Pickups.
8. Do not carry any bag of RICE please unless you have a receipt from an Abakaliki rice farm.
9. If you are just coming in from 'ABROAD' I beg you in the name of all that is PRECIOUS to you - No 'Forming'. Hide your dollars, Sterlings and Euros. Never show anyone your foreign Passport or Driver's License as a means of identification. Just show your Nigerian Passport on demand. Trust me you won't need to do that if you just 'fit in'.
10. Go back to 1. Be nice to them. Give them that Air Hostess Plastic Smile and Yes 'Dash dem something' for being on the road and protecting all you 'Omo Ibos' from all manner of herdsmen.
So ensure that you Carry A Lot of N100 and N200 notes.
Finally if this is too much for you to handle, simply apply and pay for Armed Mobile Police Escort or just stay where you are now.
Am a regular traveler.
#shareyourtravelexperiences
#kerauzo #travel #xmastravel #Travelexperience
#copied
God bless you for this.
My last travel was a terrible nightmare. Road blocks everywhere.
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by larrypourl(m): 8:41pm On Dec 03, 2019
What about situation where the engine numbers was left NIL during registration, would sworn affidavit cover that issue ?
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 10:49pm On Dec 03, 2019
Yeah it will.. Misquoted engine number
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by Readonee35L(m): 11:19pm On Dec 03, 2019
This country na bad Place.

Just take a look at that list.
Just because i want to travel within my father land.

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Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 10:52am On Dec 04, 2019
Situation of the country
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 3:04pm On Nov 25, 2020
Here to register your vehicle documents.. Check my signature for contact and reviews
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 8:13am On Dec 01, 2020
It's December. Happy new month
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by olumzzz(m): 12:58pm On Dec 01, 2020
Robbers dey road
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 7:05pm On Dec 01, 2020
olumzzz:
Robbers dey road
Lolzz
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 6:49am On Dec 05, 2020
Come and register that car today!
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by melviniyke2002(m): 2:49pm On Dec 08, 2020
[quote author=olumzzz post=96619613]Robbers dey road[/quotoe]is not our portion...
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 7:15am On Dec 09, 2020
[quote author=melviniyke2002 post=96859205][/quote] . Amen ooo.... God's protection on us always
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 9:58pm On Dec 17, 2020
Get your vehicle documents hassle free
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 10:00pm On Dec 17, 2020
Your vehicle documents on fast track
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by naijadrivablog: 8:38pm On Dec 18, 2020
Be careful coa many may be kidnapped/robbed on the way.
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by alphaNomega: 2:05am On Dec 19, 2020
olumzzz:
Robbers dey road
They are always on the road, either government or private
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by olumzzz(m): 5:11am On Dec 19, 2020
alphaNomega:
They are always on the road, either government or private
Na you talk am o
grin
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 10:02pm On Dec 19, 2020
Happy weekend
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 9:25am On Dec 20, 2020
Let's process your vehicle documents for you, hassle free and faster at a discount this December
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 8:36pm On Dec 21, 2020
Your vehicle documents fast fast and genuine check my profile below
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 6:16am On Dec 23, 2020
Good morning
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 8:47am On Dec 28, 2020
Good morning and have a great day
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 11:23pm On Sep 22, 2021
ospreywin:
Are You Traveling to the Eastern states from Lagos for this Christmas . ADVICE: It's a horrible nightmare travelling from Lagos to Onitsha, Benin and other parts by road. It's even worse if you are using your personal vehicle. God help you if your vehicle is anything better than a Toyota Corolla e.g. Camry's, Hondas and Oh my God an SUV that looks fresh. If you leave Lagos for Onitsha by 6am, the earliest you should expect to be there is 8pm. Here are the things you need to be able to finish your trip in one piece and with your vehicle:
1. A large dose of PATIENCE and TOLERANCE. No frowing, ABSOLUTELY NO BIG GRAMMAR.
2. Vehicle Customs Documents. Ensure that Custom duty was paid on your vehicle.
3. Current and Valid vehicle Registration Papers and Valid driver's license. Just make before you leave home that you personally check these documents. Ensure that the VIN/Chassis numbers , engine numbers on the documents match what you have stamped in the vehicle.
4. Vehicle CMR, ROAD Worthiness Certificate. Make sure what you are carrying is not fake. Confirm before leaving Lagos.(you can also message or call me to get your vehicle documents done 100% legit)
5. Tinted Glass Permit. Make sure it is from source and has your photograph or your driver's photograph on it.
6. Speed limiting device. This must be installed on all SUVs, Pick ups and Sports Cars just as is done in public buses.
7. Fire extinguisher - right size and not expired, C - Caution. First Aid Kit, Good Spare tyre, Jack and Wheel Spanner, Waste basket ,Valid Local Government Stickers for Pickups.
8. Do not carry any bag of RICE please unless you have a receipt from an Abakaliki rice farm.
9. If you are just coming in from 'ABROAD' I beg you in the name of all that is PRECIOUS to you - No 'Forming'. Hide your dollars, Sterlings and Euros. Never show anyone your foreign Passport or Driver's License as a means of identification. Just show your Nigerian Passport on demand. Trust me you won't need to do that if you just 'fit in'.
10. Go back to 1. Be nice to them. Give them that Air Hostess Plastic Smile and Yes 'Dash dem something' for being on the road and protecting all you 'Omo Ibos' from all manner of herdsmen.
So ensure that you Carry A Lot of N100 and N200 notes.
Finally if this is too much for you to handle, simply apply and pay for Armed Mobile Police Escort or just stay where you are now.
Am a regular traveler.
#shareyourtravelexperiences
#kerauzo #travel #xmastravel #Travelexperience
#copied
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 10:08pm On Nov 04, 2021
ospreywin:
Are You Traveling to the Eastern states from Lagos for this Christmas . ADVICE: It's a horrible nightmare travelling from Lagos to Onitsha, Benin and other parts by road. It's even worse if you are using your personal vehicle, especially with the rate of insecurity in the country at the moment. If you leave Lagos for Onitsha by 6am, the earliest you should expect to be there is 8pm. Here are the things you need to be able to finish your trip in one piece and with your vehicle:
1. A large dose of PATIENCE and TOLERANCE. No frowing, ABSOLUTELY NO BIG GRAMMAR.
2. Vehicle Customs Documents. Ensure that Custom duty was paid on your vehicle.
3. Current and Valid vehicle Registration Papers and Valid driver's license. Just make before you leave home that you personally check these documents. Ensure that the VIN/Chassis numbers , engine numbers on the documents match what you have stamped in the vehicle.
4. Vehicle CMR, ROAD Worthiness Certificate. Make sure what you are carrying is not fake. Confirm before leaving Lagos.(you can also message or call me to get your vehicle documents done 100% legit)
5. Tinted Glass Permit. Make sure it is from source and has your photograph or your driver's photograph on it.
6. Ensure your journey isn't scheduled to late night, make sure you hit the road as early as possible.
7. Fire extinguisher - right size and not expired, C - Caution. First Aid Kit, Good Spare tyre, Jack and Wheel Spanner, Waste basket ,Valid Local Government Stickers for Pickups.
8. Do not carry any bag of RICE please unless you have a receipt from an Abakaliki rice farm.
9. If you are just coming in from 'ABROAD' I beg you in the name of all that is PRECIOUS to you - No 'Forming'. Hide your dollars, Sterlings and Euros. Never show anyone your foreign Passport or Driver's License as a means of identification. Just show your Nigerian Passport on demand. Trust me you won't need to do that if you just 'fit in'.
10. Go back to 1. Be nice to them. Give them that Air Hostess Plastic Smile and Yes 'Dash dem something' for being on the road and protecting you from kidnappers(sarcasm)
So ensure that you Carry A Lot of N100 and N200 notes.
11. I personally will advice you to move in convoy if you know people who are traveling the same route as yours or you come from the same village.
Finally if this is too much for you to handle, simply apply and pay for Armed Mobile Police Escort or just stay where you are now.
Am a regular traveler.
#shareyourtravelexperiences
#kerauzo #travel #xmastravel #Travelexperience
#copied
OGA VD

Lalasticlala
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 6:45am On Nov 06, 2021
ospreywin:
Are You Traveling to the Eastern states from Lagos for this Christmas . ADVICE: It's a horrible nightmare travelling from Lagos to Onitsha, Benin and other parts by road.It's even worse if you are using your personal vehicle, especially with the rate of insecurity in the country at the moment. If you leave Lagos for Onitsha by 6am, the earliest you should expect to be there is 8pm. Here are the things you need to be able to finish your trip in one piece and with your vehicle:
1. A large dose of PATIENCE and TOLERANCE. No frowing, ABSOLUTELY NO BIG GRAMMAR.
2. Vehicle Customs Documents. Ensure that Custom duty was paid on your vehicle.
3. Current and Valid vehicle Registration Papers and Valid driver's license. Just make before you leave home that you personally check these documents. Ensure that the VIN/Chassis numbers , engine numbers on the documents match what you have stamped in the vehicle.
4. Vehicle CMR, ROAD Worthiness Certificate. Make sure what you are carrying is not fake. Confirm before leaving Lagos.(you can also message or call me to get your vehicle documents done 100% legit)
5. Tinted Glass Permit. Make sure it is from source and has your photograph or your driver's photograph on it.
6. Ensure your journey isn't scheduled to late night, make sure you hit the road as early as possible.
7. Fire extinguisher - right size and not expired, C - Caution. First Aid Kit, Good Spare tyre, Jack and Wheel Spanner, Waste basket ,Valid Local Government Stickers for Pickups.
8. Do not carry any bag of RICE please unless you have a receipt from an Abakaliki rice farm.
9. If you are just coming in from 'ABROAD' I beg you in the name of all that is PRECIOUS to you - No 'Forming'. Hide your dollars, Sterlings and Euros. Never show anyone your foreign Passport or Driver's License as a means of identification. Just show your Nigerian Passport on demand. Trust me you won't need to do that if you just 'fit in'.
10. Go back to 1. Be nice to them. Give them that Air Hostess Plastic Smile and Yes 'Dash dem something' for being on the road and protecting you from kidnappers(sarcasm)
So ensure that you Carry A Lot of N100 and N200 notes.
11. I personally will advice you to move in convoy if you know people who are traveling the same route as yours or you come from the same village.
Finally if this is too much for you to handle, simply apply and pay for Armed Mobile Police Escort or just stay where you are now.
Am a regular traveler.
#shareyourtravelexperiences
#kerauzo #travel #xmastravel #Travelexperience
#copied
OGA VD
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 10:51am On Dec 14, 2021
ospreywin:
Are You Traveling to the Eastern states from Lagos for this Christmas . ADVICE: It's a horrible nightmare travelling from Lagos to Onitsha, Benin and other parts by road. It's even worse if you are using your personal vehicle, especially with the rate of insecurity in the country at the moment. If you leave Lagos for Onitsha by 6am, the earliest you should expect to be there is 8pm. Here are the things you need to be able to finish your trip in one piece and with your vehicle:
1. A large dose of PATIENCE and TOLERANCE. No frowing, ABSOLUTELY NO BIG GRAMMAR.
2. Vehicle Customs Documents. Ensure that Custom duty was paid on your vehicle.
3. Current and Valid vehicle Registration Papers and Valid driver's license. Just make before you leave home that you personally check these documents. Ensure that the VIN/Chassis numbers , engine numbers on the documents match what you have stamped in the vehicle.
4. Vehicle CMR, ROAD Worthiness Certificate. Make sure what you are carrying is not fake. Confirm before leaving Lagos.(you can also message or call me to get your vehicle documents done 100% legit)
5. Tinted Glass Permit. Make sure it is from source and has your photograph or your driver's photograph on it.
6. Ensure your journey isn't scheduled to late night, make sure you hit the road as early as possible.
7. Fire extinguisher - right size and not expired, C - Caution. First Aid Kit, Good Spare tyre, Jack and Wheel Spanner, Waste basket ,Valid Local Government Stickers for Pickups.
8. Do not carry any bag of RICE please unless you have a receipt from an Abakaliki rice farm.
9. If you are just coming in from 'ABROAD' I beg you in the name of all that is PRECIOUS to you - No 'Forming'. Hide your dollars, Sterlings and Euros. Never show anyone your foreign Passport or Driver's License as a means of identification. Just show your Nigerian Passport on demand. Trust me you won't need to do that if you just 'fit in'.
10. Go back to 1. Be nice to them. Give them that Air Hostess Plastic Smile and Yes 'Dash dem something' for being on the road and protecting you from kidnappers(sarcasm)
So ensure that you Carry A Lot of N100 and N200 notes.
11. I personally will advice you to move in convoy if you know people who are traveling the same route as yours or you come from the same village.
Finally if this is too much for you to handle, simply apply and pay for Armed Mobile Police Escort or just stay where you are now.
Am a regular traveler.
#shareyourtravelexperiences
#kerauzo #travel #travel #Travelexperience
#copied
OGA VD
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by Dozieson(m): 5:16am On Dec 15, 2021
My engine number is Nil on the vehicle licence. Is it an issue pls?
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 6:37am On Dec 15, 2021
Dozieson:
My engine number is Nil on the vehicle licence. Is it an issue pls?

NIL means there's no engine number on the engine block or its not visible and sometimes its same as the Chassis Number. If the engine number is visible then you need to rectify and update it on the vehicle license asap, before policemen collect salary from you.
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by Dozieson(m): 12:58pm On Dec 15, 2021
ospreywin:


NIL means there's no engine number on the engine block or its not visible and sometimes its same as the Chassis Number. If the engine number is visible then you need to rectify and update it on the vehicle license asap, before policemen collect salary from you.

Hahhaha thanks. I want to update it when want to renew my papers. Or can it be done anytime?
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by ospreywin(m): 1:24pm On Dec 15, 2021
Dozieson:


Hahhaha thanks. I want to update it when want to renew my papers. Or can it be done anytime?
. Yes when you want to renew

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Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This! by Dozieson(m): 1:51pm On Dec 15, 2021
ospreywin:
. Yes when you want to renew

Okay thanks

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