POOR LADY

A woman lives with 3 guy friends from college. One day she is taking a shower when there is a knock on the door. The man yells "its Frank." she remembers Frank is the fireman so she puts on a robe and gets the door. He says he just put out his first fire. She congratulates him and closes the door. Then there is another knock on the door and he yells "its Bob" she remembers Bob is a police man so she puts on a robe again. Bob says I just arrested my first criminal. She says congratulations and goes back to her shower. Then again another knock on the door comes and the man says "it's me, Josh" she remembers Josh is blind so doesn't bother to put on a robe. She opens the door and Josh says "Wow, I just got my eyesight back!!!!!"

MAGIC APPLE

A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag.

"What's in the bag?" the youngster asked.

"magic apples", the old man replied.

"Prove it", said the young man.

"Well, besides apples, what is your favorite two fruits?" asked the old man.

"Watermelon and peaches", he answered.

The man handed him an apple and told him to try it out. The boy took a bite and said that it tasted like a watermelon. "Ok, turn it over", he said.

The boy did and took another bite and said that it tasted like a peach.

The youngster still wasn't convinced that they were magic.

The old fellow told him to name something else that he liked to eat.

"I like to eat pussy." he snapped.

The man handed him another apple and told him to try it.

He took a big bite, spit it out, wipped his mouth and esclaimed, "That tasted like shit".

The old man looked at him, smiled and said, "Turn it over."

NAUGTHY NAUGHTY

A boy watches his mum and dad having sex. He ask, "What are you doing?"
His dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!"
The boy say, "Do her doggy style, I want a puppy."

Black sheep

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"

The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."

I reserve my coment

;DNice joke lol

I know you spent so much time to make Nairalanders happy, Good job

Speak for yourself matrix

Studio CFR:

Speak for yourself matrix

Are you talking to me lol?

I'm not talking to u

I'm telling u to speak for yourself only

No offence

@ op
nice one

I dont think so jor
lol

^^ this is unbelieveable. is that da bo$$?

Thank u mediatrix8 and studio for the appreciation sha

Sorry bro
I never said like' yo jokes

NVM bro i know u were born upside down. So whatever u say is the opposite (no offence)

lol
it is well

At least u laughed

Yep!
To make u feel among
(No offence)

Lol ur problem na big one o! U're on ur own O jare<<<make i use ur sentence

tis allowed

@OP nice joke jor no mind studio he was born upside down,

TeHeHeHe studio u see? No be only me dey see am?

lmho, @ the first joke!
ewww, @ the 2nd one
and @ poster, u try jor!

Try ko

Tried ni

Mtchew

Jealous i haven't see any joke from you

Jealous of dis copy and paste jokes?

Na me collect best poster 2009 go ask Seun
Mtchew

CHei! Wetin jealousy no go make u vomit? Stud e remain make u speak am for swahili. See fear for the crown.

Commot for road make i pass jor

No way

if i no wear dat crown again dis year, nobody go wear am. (Beats Chest)

I don arrange down my strategies

And if non work, na to begin hijack ballot boxes or manipulate election results remain so as to retain my crown.

I no fit shout

Try your luck to stop me and see if i no go do u wetin IBB do for june 12

Mr Bones dear,don't mind Studio bcz he is trying to organize his old studio lol, no offense

U even know bout the old studio?

u not a newbie afterall