A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 10 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.

Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

Wow!so she'll be no 201,didn't realize so many women wanted their husbands and mothers inlaw dead.lol.

Women are wicked sha

^^ don't take it seriously - na joke Kunbee

nice one

lmao!!!!
@poster, ur jokes dey always make sense!

NICE BUT PLS NO SHOW MY MOTHER-IN-LAW

What a joke! I like it.

Having a dog becomes a necessity now.

lovely dog by the way. a very useful pet to have around. lol

Thank God 4 we men!

carmelia:

lmao!!!!
@poster, your jokes dey always make sense!

Thanks girl - I aim to please 

lancaster:


NICE BUT PLS NO SHOW MY MOTHER-IN-LAW

hahaha!! no worries - I won't

Eyah:

What a joke! I like it.

Having a dog becomes a necessity now.

abi?? Eyah how've u been??

e don tey nor be small o!

yinkalink:

lovely dog by the way. a very useful pet to have around. lol

Lol - don't let the mother-in-law hear that sha

ayusman16:

Thank God 4 we men!

Now, you are being funny

Efemena_xy:

^^ don't take it seriously - na joke Kunbee

I know but una wicked

^^er. . .u go explain the una for that your sentence o!

abi u be the mother-in-law??

If you dont understand simple english, thats your loss

^^ Don't get twitchy wiff me girl!!

take a chill pill jor

Yeah whatever

Kunbee??

What's wrong girl??

why the vexation tonight?

If I offended you (though it beats me!!) then I'm sorry okay?

Nuffin jare


Dont mind me


Not just in fab mood



Offtopic-----> i hate guys and girls are irritants

Lol!!

come - that's nothing new

I mean your feelings towards guys and girls

just do your thing jor and nor let anyone get to you

now come here:

**feeling better now??**

Thanks darling


Do you know am bi now?

you're so many things - I can't keep pace anymore

but whatever you are makes no differnce to me jor

you're still my Kunbee

**if I ask you nicely, would you bring back that fantastic picture of yours: you wan try?**

Is it the girl with big bum bum, which one

^^ yep - that one!

Ok

^^Perfect!! 

Now don't ever take that pic off again pls     

nice one there @OP

OLUWAkunbee mi owon
Omo to wole ti awon ole sa jade,
Omo to fi ika kan gunyan,
Ara binrin to nigboya bi okunrin,
Takun takun obinrin to nfi ifhe pe oba,

Kunbee, ti ba mo e omadara, 'kiloso?'

I dont understand you

maybe you need a translator cos they are sweet words like love letter

Really, cos my yoruba isnt good

Well maybe

^^ Bashy abeg help us translate am now

be a gentleman and help the ladies in distress