3 drunk guys entered a taxi, the taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again. He then said, "We've reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money and the 2nd guy said, 'Thank you'. The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the guy knew what he did. He asked, ' what was that for? '. The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"


Nigerian mom, after shouting for about 30 minutes, will finally say, "go away joor, before I start shouting".


Nigerian mom: So Ngozi, you have grown wings abi?
Ngozi: (silent)
Nigerian mom: So now you are keeping me quiet abi?
Ngozi: But mommy I............
Nigerian mom: Shut up, how will you talk when I am talking?
{Habi no be u say she keep u quiet?}