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| MAN Whose Farts Kill Mosquitoes Signed Up By Insect Repellent Companie by mumumugu(m): 12:32am On Dec 11, 2019 |
The odd job man says no one in his home village has ever contracted malaria because his powers knock out insects over a six mile radius. If true, that would make his fallout zone larger than that of the atomic bomb which destroyed Hiroshima in 1945. Local barber James Yoweri said: "He is known all over the city as the man who can kill mosquitoes with his farts. "When Joe is around we all know that mosquitoes will vanish. “He is respectful of people around him and will only fart when there are mosquitoes around which bring malaria. His farts gets rid of this disease." A Local chief who knew Joe, when he was growing up as a child, said he took him in to live with him during the malaria season and claimed no one nearby caught the disease. The chief said: "I heard about Joe's gift and I took him in to help mop out the mosquitoes infesting our surroundings. “He respectfully drops these bloomers and it helped eradicate the insects. He does his thing and they drop - like flies." Joe said: “I eat ordinary food just like everyone else but no insect can lay a foot on me, not even a fl sun.co.uk |
| Re: MAN Whose Farts Kill Mosquitoes Signed Up By Insect Repellent Companie by Xavi2019: 12:36am On Dec 11, 2019 |
Mad o.... See superpower! 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: MAN Whose Farts Kill Mosquitoes Signed Up By Insect Repellent Companie by RIHMEEK(m): 12:47am On Dec 11, 2019 |
I guess the farts are custom made
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| Re: MAN Whose Farts Kill Mosquitoes Signed Up By Insect Repellent Companie by kelvine(m): 12:51am On Dec 11, 2019 |
Can this be real? 1 Like |
| Re: MAN Whose Farts Kill Mosquitoes Signed Up By Insect Repellent Companie by Isoduwa(m): 1:03am On Dec 11, 2019 |
If yes congratulations � man God don finally answer your questions 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: MAN Whose Farts Kill Mosquitoes Signed Up By Insect Repellent Companie by ReneeNuttall(f): 1:42am On Dec 11, 2019 |
Nothing person no go see for Africa btw Such farts can shred his pants in no time....just my thought  |
| Re: MAN Whose Farts Kill Mosquitoes Signed Up By Insect Repellent Companie by Nobody: 1:59am On Dec 11, 2019 |
What if I don't believe this? |
| Re: MAN Whose Farts Kill Mosquitoes Signed Up By Insect Repellent Companie by Iamvetlander(m): 4:40am On Dec 11, 2019 |
Really?
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| Re: MAN Whose Farts Kill Mosquitoes Signed Up By Insect Repellent Companie by Nobody: 6:47am On Dec 11, 2019 |
I can't believe a tabloid the shape of the Sun posted this nonsense. WTF   What sort of a bloody joke is this? Must be a joke for sure. Nonsense. |
| Re: MAN Whose Farts Kill Mosquitoes Signed Up By Insect Repellent Companie by mumumugu(m): 12:10pm On Dec 13, 2019 |
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