ekestic1976:
"Exclusive preserve of the nouveau riche"? Please, check the meaning of "nouveau riche" and revert. Even then in the sense of this usage, the correct phrase should be "nouveaux riche". (No insult meant, please.)

les nouveaux riches

Wow! I'd love to have a trip with my guys in a private jet.

anybody who wan do group chatter from phone to Lagos. abeg let me know o.

oz4real83:
Autojosh just exposed some of our celebrities and "acting bigmen group". We have seen from this post that u don't need to be a bigman to fly in a private jet. It is because our currency the naira is so poor that is why we see $3,000 dollars as very big. That should be a month's salary in some countries. May God bless us all to fulfil our dreams and desires.

OGA YOU HOW MUCH YOU EARN MONTHLY...

bomasek:
The way u dey sound sometimes dey make me imagine how u go dey offline. I hope say u dey lively offline,if na intelligence u get am

Lol... You know her or na her profile pics dey bring all these talk?

Wasting money... all for the gram

Damn! E no 2 cost sef. Hw reliable is dis info?

oz4real83:
Autojosh just exposed some of our celebrities and "acting bigmen group". We have seen from this post that u don't need to be a bigman to fly in a private jet. It is because our currency the naira is so poor that is why we see $3,000 dollars as very big. That should be a month's salary in some countries. May God bless us all to fulfil our dreams and desires.

Oga 3000 dollars is a big money even in the US.

soberdrunk:
$3000 = 1080000 naira okay!! So all these celebrities dey wash us since, they will just come together and charter one jet for 1hour dey wash us like say nah their papa get the jet.....

b4 koor

Ishilove:

Use Chisco or GIG executive bus with AC.

with charging point

Shibaraba:
Do you want to hire a private jet he said.
Autojosh is a comedian.
Na people wey dey drag for ftc wan rent private jet?

for the guests. They are mostly elders.

pocohantas:


Na there problem go start na. Reminds me of one babe wey I see for plane, she come dey ask me how much from airport to XYZ. I say I no know, but lets put it at 5k. She said it is much, I told her she can enter bus.

Next thing she say she wan piss. As she stand, naso nyash full everywhere and she wear those mumu spandex fabric. She was in the center. By the time she brush the man at the aisle seat with nyash. Brush am going, brush am coming back- e no reach 5mins, the guy start to introduce imsef.[b] Me sef know say e no fit survive that nyash brushing. [/b]He gave her a ride to wherever

I can imagine! Some days ago, i was on an immigration line, at YYZ, and i saw a babe conspicuously holding green Naija passport. I now nodded at her and said "Naija" and she nodded in a regretful, sighing and kinda lamenting manner, i was really pissed. I now brought out my own Naija pkali and showed her saying "Proudly Nigerian" she now smiled, and grimaced. Folks for line were now discussing how its very cold and there is a huge surge on Uber, LIFT and all. Babe now asked me where i was coming from and i mentioned a US city and babe said it's her first time in Canada, she has US$s, (which is ok btw) no Canadian$ bla-bla-bla if we can share uber or taxi. I told her am picking up a reserved rental. Me that's always absent minded and usually clueless to vibes, silent suggestions etc unless its explicitly stated verbally, now noticed Babe waka for my front, deliberately removed the sweater-like cloth covering the jeans pant (trouser) so the bakassi will be in full glare. Then babe now asked if i could drop her, i now told babe jokingly say she fine well well, and just like Atiku, i have stopped womanising and if i drop her, one thing one thing, thinking say i dey smart and full of wits. Babe come laugh say make i no worry i fit still "try my luck" who knows. Then, before i sabi how far, babe now said she wanted to use baffroom abeg, she now left with her carry-on leaving me with her other two bags for cart. So all of sudden, a whole me, as i see myself reach, I became a luggage watcher for airport. That was how i knew this babe dey witty pass me, get sense pass me, no two ways about it. So, when she came back. I still insisted say i'm sorry i no fit drop am, all the best in Canada waka dey go. Then i come say to myself, No, this na fellow Naija, then i came back, got her address and ubered her on my account to her destination which took a while and wasted my time and told her to pay it forward.

pocohantas:
Don't blame us o, the system is not wired to accomodate us when we are old, incapacitated or unemployed. So, we do our best to stash money and properties while we are young and capable. I think these private jets will have charges that would cater for their return trip. If not, 5 friends with a decent 6-figures salary can easily hire them at will.

What system or rather whose system
Alien system or the one established, maintained and run by us, Nigerians?


www.nairaland.com/attachments/3937452_fbimg1455225198661_jpeg11aac1d4a66dda821df3f6422c5fd4c4

Organs:
I can imagine! Some days ago, i was on an immigration line, at YYZ, and i saw a babe conspicuously holding green Naija passport. I now nodded at her and said "Naija" and she nodded in a regretful, sighing and kinda lamenting manner, i was really pissed. I now brought out my own Naija pkali and showed her saying "Proudly Nigerian" she now smiled, and grimaced. Folks for line were now discussing how its very cold and there is a huge surge on Uber, LIFT and all. Babe now asked me where i was coming from and i mentioned a US city and babe said it's her first time in Canada, she has US$s, (which is ok btw) no Canadian$ bla-bla-bla if we can share uber or taxi. I told her am picking up a reserved rental. Me that's always absent minded and usually clueless to vibes, silent suggestions etc unless its explicitly stated verbally, now noticed Babe waka for my front, deliberately removed the sweater-like cloth covering the jeans pant (trouser) so the bakassi will be in full glare. Then babe now asked if i could drop her, i now told babe jokingly say she fine well well, and just like Atiku, i have stopped womanising and if i drop her, one thing one thing, thinking say i dey smart and full of wits. Babe come laugh say make i no worry i fit still "try my luck" who knows. Then, before i sabi how far, babe now said she wanted to use baffroom abeg, she now left with her carry-on leaving me with her other two bags for cart. So all of sudden, a whole me, as i see myself reach, I became a luggage watcher for airport. That was how i knew this babe dey witty pass me, get sense pass me, no two ways about it. So, when she came back. I still insisted say i'm sorry i no fit drop am, all the best in Canada waka dey go. Then i come say to myself, No, this na fellow Naija, then i came back, got her address and ubered her on my account to her destination which took a while and wasted my time and told her to pay it forward.

Since the times of the Adam & Eve Jewish story, babes have been wiser than guys.
As it was in the beginning, is now and ever may be world without end.
Please note for future reference.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hjn02iy8P4

Not bad

soberdrunk:
$3000 = 1080000 naira okay!! So all these celebrities dey wash us since, they will just come together and charter one jet for 1hour dey wash us like say nah their papa get the jet.....

But it's no secret really. Many so-called private jet owners only part-buy. They may own one-quarter of a jet. So the co-owners use the jet based on time table.

There are many options out there. Charter when needed is probably better. No running costs. Just pay your fee for the period you use it.

Na PJ things

Poor people hire private jet. Rich people own one or two.
So if you hire a private jet don't be proud of it, if you do what of a person who owns one or two?

When I saw that, I expected some one to call Autojosh out. 'Nouveaux riche' it is. Never underestimate the power of 'X'.

Esejojo:

Wow, interesting so you mean i can actually charter a private jet with friends to calabar this festive period. thanks for the heads-up

Ishilove:

Use Chisco or GIG executive bus with AC.

SMH for you.
always think big.
Based on the order of the Peaky blinders.

Add this to your bucket list, look for some friends to gather the money but as for me I have had the experience with a UN chartered jet, I tell you nothing special about it, even some of the owners have put theirs up for biz just like you put your car up for uber. Dont get me wrong, it's a good experience but that's not all that matters in life.

Unnecessary. For me it is not about the how but the why. What is that important that will make me need to travel by it. If one needs to travel quick or secretly then he is really not in charge and effectively still an employee. What I see as influence is the absolute control of ones time and ones travel.

Dede Jesus abeg move the motion for Baba God to port me to this level next year! I don get the 8,000Naira, na the extra one million Naira remain biko!

bomasek:
The way u dey sound sometimes dey make me imagine how u go dey offline. I hope say u dey lively offline,if na intelligence u get am

I actually feel pocohantas is either a man hiding behind a female identity or an ugly female.

Pretty or average looking girls cannot be as real and intelligent as she is here.

Its very very hard to find such in dis life.

But if shes even average in appearance and has all we see, den shes da Bomb.

Her sence of humour and realness makes up for whatever looks she has on.

Shes propably one of the best females(that's if she really is one) down here.

soberdrunk:
$3000 = 1080000 naira okay!! So all these celebrities dey wash us since, they will just come together and charter one jet for 1hour dey wash us like say nah their papa get the jet.....

I think someone is referring to a certain Davido

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It's so pathetic what this country's economic situation is turning into. Private jet company are trying their best to stay afloat.

But 108k no bad for private jet.

pocohantas:


Na there problem go start na. Reminds me of one babe wey I see for plane, she come dey ask me how much from airport to XYZ. I say I no know, but lets put it at 5k. She said it is much, I told her she can enter bus.

Next thing she say she wan piss. As she stand, naso nyash full everywhere and she wear those mumu spandex fabric. She was in the center. By the time she brush the man at the aisle seat with nyash. Brush am going, brush am coming back- e no reach 5mins, the guy start to introduce imsef. Me sef know say e no fit survive that nyash brushing. He gave her a ride to wherever

my broda hustle ooo...make them no brush another person after asking your several questions

Felixamos:


Lol... You know her or na her profile pics dey bring all these talk?

Brotherly I dey read her comments some times n some na very intelligent contributions

See life, someone is charging $3000 per hour while i am charging #1500 per day for my own ( my own is Boxer though)

bomasek:
Brotherly I dey read her comments some times n some na very intelligent contributions

OK man... Btw I was just messing around...

anonimi:


Since the times of the Adam & Eve Jewish story, babes have been wiser than guys.
As it was in the beginning, is now and ever may be world without end.
Please note for future reference.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hjn02iy8P4

Yep, absolutely true. The song is on point. As i was standing there and watching the luggage, i felt so stupid and confused. How did i become a luggage watcher or "load monitor" to a stranger i just met not even on a plane but on a damn immigration queue. Well, trust me, unlike the character in Pocohantas story that did not survive the bakassi brushing, I survived it. It was rolled very well and twerked in front of me but i did not collect number or contact. Babe sef confuse. Yes, i do security work small, but the best part for me was the genuine heartfelt, "Thank you very much, I am grateful, from a fellow Nigerian.