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It Not Juju Or Magun, Simple Solutions To Separate Two Lovers Trapped During Sex by Nobody: 11:42am On Dec 20, 2019
In Africa, we believe so much in superstition, and when basic things with possible scientific solution occurs, sometimes we read other meanings into them, without trying to figure out what truly happened and the best method to get them result, it is most likely that we become panicking, but this article will be useful to solve this particular problem, that so many people, could not want to imagine that it happened to them.
In Nigeria for instance, we have seen videos and pictures, depicting a male and female glued together, during a hot sex intercourse session, the first thing that comes to the mind, especially, when it is an affair that involves one of them, a married cheating spouse, we are too quick to conclude that its an African science or juju at work. Some people, may have thought that it is a Hollywood, Nollywood or other movies scene, but it is a possible situations.
For many people, especially the native people, they don't know of a situation during sex called penis captivus, it is a rare problem that happened once in a while during sex with female partner(s), or two love birds. Penis captivus is not a scene that happned as a result of Juju, thunderbolt or other superstitious belief, but a rarely occurred situation, that has a very simple remedy.
Now let me explain, for us to learn, I know we must have seen one of these scenes online, which we could have thought that, it was a movie, and wondered that, if it had happened to us, how do we get it resolved.
Penis captivus, is a situation where a male and a female get stuck during sexual intercourse. This is a very rare phenomenon. This has nothing to do with witchcraft, neither spells, curses, nor infidelity.
What is penis captivus?
During love making, suddenly, it is noticed that, two lovers are stucked together, and this situation, immediately sends them into panicking mode. The penis is in the vagina, and it is impossible to get it out.
Stucked penis, should not make you become afraid or make the onlookers to laugh, Medical students tell each other hunting stories, so are the same employees. And we can all laugh. But when it happens to you, at the moment, you don't find it especially fun.
An emergency doctor shared his experience, and narrated that, a lady called him and said that, she had a stomach ache. In fact, when he arrived at the scene, she was stuck with her lover, and they were both very shy, even if they were trying to act like it was a ordinary situation. The doctor said that he had only seen such a scene twice in his entire career. Penis captivus is still relatively rare.
Why does female vagina trapped male organ in itself?
Like I have narrated earlier, penis captivus is a very rare occurrence, that should not send anyone into panic because there is a simple solution to it, only that too many people do not know of how to resolve the situation, but when the vagina holds the penis, the muscles of the perineum, located around the vagina, contract very strong, completely involuntary. This happens not because the female want to do it , it is like an unusual reflex, but uncontrollable.
Penis captivus is a situation where a female lover cannot relax muscles around her pussy during a hot sex. Let me start it further, penis captivus is situated where muscle spasms around the vagina gets the penis trapped.
Now, don't panic, it is a situation that has a remedy, without you shouting, or attracting embarrassment to yourselves. Before calling a doctor, there is a gesture that can unlock the situation. So, it is good to always try before calling the firefighters or the doctor who will take a bite to relax the muscle.
Being able to manage yourself in these conditions is rather reassuring. The gesture that untrapped and solve this ugly situation is called rectal touch.
What is rectal touch?
It is a situation where one sticks a dry and sharp finger in the woman's anus, it is about putting a finger in the woman's butt hole. Not very glamorous right? No, but it causes a relaxation reflex of the muscles of the perineum.
Solution number two: The nature of every humans is that, when you are alive and mentality active, all the muscles in the body also stays awake and very active, so, since penis captivus is possible with vagina muscles contracting very strongly, another simple solution is to get the woman to swallow sleeping pills.
Just like when we are awake, that all muscles become active, during sleep, they also fall weak and relaxed. Valium 10mg is enough. She dozes off immediately and all her muscles are releasing. The man can then withdraw and remove the penis easily.
Now that you know how to solve the problem, educate others and let's kill the superstitious belief in Africa.

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Re: It Not Juju Or Magun, Simple Solutions To Separate Two Lovers Trapped During Sex by czarina(f): 11:50am On Dec 20, 2019
Lilisticlili:
What is rectal touch?
It is a situation where one sticks a dry and sharp finger in the woman's anus, it is about putting a finger in the woman's butt hole. Not very glamorous right? No, but it causes a relaxation reflex of the muscles of the perineum.
Solution number two: The nature of every humans is that, when you are alive and mentality active, all the muscles in the body also stays awake and very active, so, since penis captivus is possible with vagina muscles contracting very strongly, another simple solution is to get the woman to swallow sleeping pills.
Just like when we are awake, that all muscles become active, during sleep, they also fall weak and relaxed. Valium 10mg is enough. She dozes off immediately and all her muscles are releasing. The man can then withdraw and remove the penis easily.
Now that you know how to solve the problem, educate others and let's kill the superstitious belief in Africa.
Bossjakande, you had a thread about magun the other time, so what do you think about this one?
Re: It Not Juju Or Magun, Simple Solutions To Separate Two Lovers Trapped During Sex by joshboo(m): 12:00pm On Dec 20, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. Why is it only people cheating on their spouses that experience *penis captivus*? Oga don't mislead people magun is real disbelieve it at your own peril.

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Re: It Not Juju Or Magun, Simple Solutions To Separate Two Lovers Trapped During Sex by Kestolove(m): 12:02pm On Dec 20, 2019
Nonsense
Re: It Not Juju Or Magun, Simple Solutions To Separate Two Lovers Trapped During Sex by Slynation(m): 12:06pm On Dec 20, 2019
Lilisticlili:
In Africa, we believe so much in superstition, and when basic things with possible scientific solution occurs, sometimes we read other meanings into them, without trying to figure out what truly happened and the best method to get them result, it is most likely that we become panicking, but this article will be useful to solve this particular problem, that so many people, could not want to imagine that it happened to them.
In Nigeria for instance, we have seen videos and pictures, depicting a male and female glued together, during a hot sex intercourse session, the first thing that comes to the mind, especially, when it is an affair that involves one of them, a married cheating spouse, we are too quick to conclude that its an African science or juju at work. Some people, may have thought that it is a Hollywood, Nollywood or other movies scene, but it is a possible situations.
For many people, especially the native people, they don't know of a situation during sex called penis captivus, it is a rare problem that happened once in a while during sex with female partner(s), or two love birds. Penis captivus is not a scene that happned as a result of Juju, thunderbolt or other superstitious belief, but a rarely occurred situation, that has a very simple remedy.
Now let me explain, for us to learn, I know we must have seen one of these scenes online, which we could have thought that, it was a movie, and wondered that, if it had happened to us, how do we get it resolved.
Penis captivus, is a situation where a male and a female get stuck during sexual intercourse. This is a very rare phenomenon. This has nothing to do with witchcraft, neither spells, curses, nor infidelity.
What is penis captivus?
During love making, suddenly, it is noticed that, two lovers are stucked together, and this situation, immediately sends them into panicking mode. The penis is in the vagina, and it is impossible to get it out.
Stucked penis, should not make you become afraid or make the onlookers to laugh, Medical students tell each other hunting stories, so are the same employees. And we can all laugh. But when it happens to you, at the moment, you don't find it especially fun.
An emergency doctor shared his experience, and narrated that, a lady called him and said that, she had a stomach ache. In fact, when he arrived at the scene, she was stuck with her lover, and they were both very shy, even if they were trying to act like it was a ordinary situation. The doctor said that he had only seen such a scene twice in his entire career. Penis captivus is still relatively rare.
Why does female vagina trapped male organ in itself?
Like I have narrated earlier, penis captivus is a very rare occurrence, that should not send anyone into panic because there is a simple solution to it, only that too many people do not know of how to resolve the situation, but when the vagina holds the penis, the muscles of the perineum, located around the vagina, contract very strong, completely involuntary. This happens not because the female want to do it , it is like an unusual reflex, but uncontrollable.
Penis captivus is a situation where a female lover cannot relax muscles around her pussy during a hot sex. Let me start it further, penis captivus is situated where muscle spasms around the vagina gets the penis trapped.
Now, don't panic, it is a situation that has a remedy, without you shouting, or attracting embarrassment to yourselves. Before calling a doctor, there is a gesture that can unlock the situation. So, it is good to always try before calling the firefighters or the doctor who will take a bite to relax the muscle.
Being able to manage yourself in these conditions is rather reassuring. The gesture that untrapped and solve this ugly situation is called rectal touch.
What is rectal touch?
It is a situation where one sticks a dry and sharp finger in the woman's anus, it is about putting a finger in the woman's butt hole. Not very glamorous right? No, but it causes a relaxation reflex of the muscles of the perineum.
Solution number two: The nature of every humans is that, when you are alive and mentality active, all the muscles in the body also stays awake and very active, so, since penis captivus is possible with vagina muscles contracting very strongly, another simple solution is to get the woman to swallow sleeping pills.
Just like when we are awake, that all muscles become active, during sleep, they also fall weak and relaxed. Valium 10mg is enough. She dozes off immediately and all her muscles are releasing. The man can then withdraw and remove the penis easily.
Now that you know how to solve the problem, educate others and let's kill the superstitious belief in Africa.
Hmmmmm..... Penis Captivus interesting!!
Maybe continue sleeping around until ur penis falls into the wrong hole, then apply rectal touch lets know if it will work for you....
Forget it, Juju is real, disregarding it is at your own peril
Re: It Not Juju Or Magun, Simple Solutions To Separate Two Lovers Trapped During Sex by Slynation(m): 12:09pm On Dec 20, 2019
joshboo:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. Why is it only people cheating on their spouses that experience *penis captivus*? Oga don't mislead people magun is real disbelieve it at your own peril.
Lol.... Good question grin
Re: It Not Juju Or Magun, Simple Solutions To Separate Two Lovers Trapped During Sex by Nobody: 12:15pm On Dec 20, 2019
It is not superstition, it is black magic.

I'm not disputing that such things cannot happen in the physical but it could also be as a result of black magic.

There are two realms in this world - The physical and the spiritual/supernatural... And events can happen as an effect from both realms.

So just as someone can get mad by physical consequences, he can also be afflicted with madness by spells and magic.

Just as someone can be killed by physical actions, he can also be killed by black magic.

That's it. Events happen as a result from both realms.

So just as there can be a physical condition to cause this, there is also the spiritual/supernatural.

It's not superstition, it's magic!

As for the difference between superstition and black magic..

Magic happens as a result of some actions that someone has taken beforehand to bring about a certain effect. Before magic can happen, a practitioner would have sought the help of the jinns and he would be instructed to do some certain things to bring about a certain effect.

So the bottom-line is magic cannot happen unless someone (a practitioner) has done some certain actions of which it is aimed at bringing about some certain effects.

But as for superstition, it is the erroneous belief that some things will happen if someone does some certain things or falls into a certain situation. You might be wondering what's the difference here?

The difference is, in the case of magic, someone will have sought the help of jinns and then he would be directed to do some actions like prepare a concoction, recite some incantations e.t.c to bring about the effect of a certain result.

So a magic will be like, I want to prepare this powder, recite some incantations and then call someone's name in it and then blow it so that the person's whose name I have called will start suffering from LEPROSY.

You see in this case, the person is aiming at a particular effect and he has done some particular things to achieve it.

That's magic.

But as for superstition, there's no seeking for help of the jinns and there's no doing some certain actions to bring about a certain effect. The people just believe that when they do something, something will happen to them. But in this case, there's no help from the jinns and the actions of a practitioner in the first place.

So do you get it now?

You atheists and free thinkers always combine the two but they are different: Magic and superstitions are different. And magic is real while superstitions are erroneous.

By the way, When Imes comes, he will make it clearer to you grin

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Re: It Not Juju Or Magun, Simple Solutions To Separate Two Lovers Trapped During Sex by sweetonugbu: 12:18pm On Dec 20, 2019
We thrives on superstition
Re: It Not Juju Or Magun, Simple Solutions To Separate Two Lovers Trapped During Sex by seborrhic: 1:01pm On Dec 20, 2019
joshboo:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. Why is it only people cheating on their spouses that experience *penis captivus*? Oga don't mislead people magun is real disbelieve it at your own peril.
Very good question.
The explanation is however simple;it's psychological:
married couples have also had same experience,though generally rare in either married or unmarried lovers,but the unmarried couple with such entangling always feel it's because of a voodoo or magun placed on the woman,they panick and feel the only solution is for the perpetuator to come remove the magic spell.So at that point in time,they wouldn't mind the shame,stigma or whatever else may arise,as long as they remain alive because they in their panicky and confused state feel if they ain't separated soonest,death would ensue.
The married couple don't have such fear,so continue waiting it out or try contact very few trusted relations they can confide him.But before any help even arise,they would have naturally got separated
Re: It Not Juju Or Magun, Simple Solutions To Separate Two Lovers Trapped During Sex by clumsydyna: 2:15pm On Dec 20, 2019
I hope these works, Thanks.

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