Why was the mushroom so popular?

BECAUSE HE WAS A FUNGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a terrorist who takes al quaida money but doesn't blow up the plane

Nigerian 419 scammer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



A northern mallam ask his colleague "Why did the woman cross the road"

Colleague says "to get to the other side"

Mallam retorts "That's not the point! What was she doing out of the kitchen"?

#FAILED attempt @humour

@ op
nice try

I have no sense of humour

try as hard as I might, couldn't even crack a smile

@poster not funny

The last one made me laugh

found both of them boring jor

not funny jokes

Kunbee:

The last one made me laugh

yeah their sharia laws
lol

no joke

Da_b¤§§.:

yeah their sharia laws
lol

Is that what you say to your women also

bro i am not a muslim

It doesnt matter

No let dat guy deceive u o

He's a muslim

@ studio alhamdulahi
lol
shey anybody wey sabi speak hausa don turn muslim abi?

U know alhamdulahi
And even sabi spell am well
Yet u dey deny u no be muslim

Mtchew

lol. u no well
i grew up in the northern part of naija can even say some of their prayers in case of emergency riot lol

lol
I understand the kind emergency u dey talk about

tis good for u cuz when dem halla u and u no speak wetin go make dem rethink or reason with u
U go dey follow dem speak whats'up, you're in for a serious trouble.

u don be meat to dem.

See confession

What happen to the Muslims? i am one and very proud of my faith

we know and we know u beat women and put dem in hijabs

^^^^ for your Mind i am a man of dignity i have never raised my hand on a woman and i will never in my my life and beside my wife is a xtain and i accept her for that.

Who dey deceive u say u be man of integrity?

I am Ambassador of Peace to Republic of Benin

@studio plz leave bashiru alone oo
dey fit chuk dagger anyhow even through internet
lol

Are u saying Bashy-demama
Na Boko Haram?

As Salam Alaykum my good people.

My three kobos on this joke:

1. Studio is a mushroom.

2. Bashy_Demy is a mutallab.

3. I don't think Da Boss is a muslim.

That is all, peace!
_{Okay, I know the above doesn't make any atom of sense - well maybe number 1 and 2. But, what the heck!}

tanimz:

As Salam Alaykum my good people.

My three kobos on this joke:

1. Studio is a mushroom.

2. Bashy_Demy is a mutallab.

3. I don't think Da Boss is a muslim.

That is all, peace!
_{Okay, I know the above doesn't make any atom of sense - well maybe number 1 and 2. But, what the heck!}

tanimz:

As Salam Alaykum my good people.

My three kobos on this joke:

1. Studio is a mushroom.

2. Bashy_Demy is a mutallab.

3. I don't think Da Boss is a muslim.

That is all, peace!
_{Okay, I know the above doesn't make any atom of sense - well maybe number 1 and 2. But, what the heck!}

okay here is mine
1.tanimu is a muslim and probably a dude
2.bash is a nice guy 'most timez'
3. Yeah studio is a mushroom
no offence

Da_b¤§§.:

okay here is mine
1.tanimu is a muslim and probably a dude
2.bash is a nice guy 'most timez'
3. Yeah studio is a mushroom
no offence

And my reply to you:

1. My name is Tanimz, and not Tanimu. Yes, I'm a muslim, and I'm not a dude.
2. Bash can sometimes be nice. But other times, he is a full-time mutallab (you really should read some of his posts - stupidity is the definition of most of his posts ).
3. I'm glad we both agree that Studio is a mushroom.

And no offense taken.

Tanimz if not for the fact that you said you are a Muslim i would have called you a she goat

bashy_demy:

Tanimz if not for the fact that you said you are a Muslim i would have called you a she goat

So because I be muslim, I fit insult you anyhow? Thanks.

bashy_demy:

^^^^ for your Mind i am a man of dignity i have never raised my hand on a woman and i will never in my my life and beside my wife is a xtain and i accept her for that.

I care less o

All of una dey almost the same

tanimz:



So because I be muslim, I fit insult you anyhow? Thanks.

kai no go try nonsense here oo i dey vex oya take am easy on me

^^ Na wetin you talk be that na.