Hello nairalanders, please has anyone noticed the rate at which spoons goes missing It sounds funny but its true.
I conducted a research in my area and a large number of people admitted to the fact that spoons in there house goes missing. Someone even said that spoons have spirit .
Ladies in the house, does spoons goes missing in your house? Do you think that there is a spirit spoons away? Or probably a spoon thief?
What's your take?

Maybe those spoon na spirit ooo. 2dozens of spoon last week don turn 4pieces

na everywhere jawe, even if u stay alone

Was thinking lately about this but I realised people who loose their cuttleries are just not cautious in keeping them.....

I honestly have experienced this, my spoons just gets missing, even with no room mates in the house.

It's everywhere jare.

I could remember when I used to watch plates my mum always blame me for pouring spoons with water into the gutter.

I decided to always check the water wella before pouring it away but las las spoons still miss noni.

Spoons have mind of their own, when they get tired of bad breathe they walk away
No bad feelings

wordbank:
Spoons have mind of their own, when they get tired of bad breathe they walk away
No bad feelings

They can't come and kill themselves.

I only keep metal spoons for visitors
We now use rubber spoons
I cant keep buying metal spoons every month

Lol...nowadays, it's mostly children leaving the spoon behind in school and coming home to pick another one as if their mothers work in spoon factory.

Adults who are having the missing spoon issue should check them behind the kitchen cupboard or cabinet, under the kitchen sink or under the mattress for the lazy ones who don't take their plates and spoons immediately they finished eating to the kitchen, also ransack the dining table area,YOU MUST FIND MOST OF YOUR MISSING SPOONS AFTER THE ABOVE PROCEDURE ARE CHECKED.

chii8:
Lol...nowadays, it's mostly children leaving the spoon behind in school and coming home to pick another one as if their mothers work in spoon factory.

Adults who are have the missing spoon issue should check them behind the kitchen cupboard or cabinet, under the kitchen sink or under the mattress for the lazy ones who don't take their plates and spoons immediately they finished eating, also ransack the dining table area,YOU MUST FIND MOST OF YOUR MISSING SPOONS AFTER THE ABOVE PROCEDURE ARE CHECKED.

Yes Mummy.

They get missing out of carelessness and we let them be because we feel they are easily replaceable

wordbank:
Spoons have mind of their own, when they get tired of bad breathe they walk away
No bad feelings

This one bad gan-an ni shaa

I'm reading this out to my wife. Only two days ago she was angrily accusing me of stealing her spoons,since it's only two of us living in the house.Thank God for this post jare

Yes oo. I even think say person wey dey possess for house dey carry am go their meeting self.

Yes and resurfaces when I'm looking for something else. .

But in our family house, once spoon gets missing (courtesy the angry plate washers, like me ) then, it's forever lost cause ain't nobody got time to be searching the back of zinc for missing spoons. Lol...

One afternoon, i bought moi moi to drink garri with only to start searching for spoons. the thing vex me wella because i know say i get spoons for that house. Las, las my neighbour loaned me spoon.

clumsydyna:

Yes Mummy.

Lolzzzzz.... you no well.

chii8:



Lolzzzzz.... you no well.

Yels nah, you were telling me where to find my spoons in a motherly and experienced way.

Every time