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| Man And Woman by D1Alergy(m): 8:13pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
MAN: 1) Pull up to machine 2) Wind window down 3) Insert ATM card, enter PIN 4) Retrieve cash 5) Drive away WOMAN: 1) Pull up to machine 2) Open door (too far away from machine) 3) Search through all of the 112 compartments in handbag for ATM card 4) Do make up, apply lipstick, fix hair 5) Insert Card 6) Remove card 7) Insert card the correct way up  Search for piece of paper with PIN on it9) Enter PIN 10) Enter correct PIN 11) Retrieve cash, put in bag 12) Drive off 13) Reverse back to machine 14) Retrieve card 15) Drive three miles away 16) Release hand-brake |
| Re: Man And Woman by EfemenaXY: 8:15pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
hey! we aren't all like that you know!  anyway, seen this joke b/4  |
| Re: Man And Woman by Dyt(f): 8:23pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
yawns |
| Re: Man And Woman by EfemenaXY: 8:39pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
^^ Sexy Ms Dyt how far girl?  |
| Re: Man And Woman by Dyt(f): 8:55pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Hmmmm wat can i say i dont think m fyn bt i think m gd well dunno its inbtw bt guess i shld b beta |
| Re: Man And Woman by EfemenaXY: 9:01pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
^^na wa o! this your response get as e-be or maybe I'm just reading it from anoda angle? |
| Re: Man And Woman by StudioCFR(m): 9:09pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Where is the joke ? Gaddamit! |
| Re: Man And Woman by Dyt(f): 9:12pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Mayb cos i wanted u 2 read 4rm aoda angle |
| Re: Man And Woman by StudioCFR(m): 9:13pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Stay on topic Derailler |
| Re: Man And Woman by EfemenaXY: 9:14pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Dyt: ^^Lol! I hear u girl - loud 'n clear  |
| Re: Man And Woman by Dyt(f): 9:19pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Miss u gan gan |
| Re: Man And Woman by EfemenaXY: 9:30pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
^^ Babes, Efe misses u more jor come yim if u can let's chat |
| Re: Man And Woman by Dyt(f): 9:36pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Madam e get as my yahoo dey do me dese days o na so d thing go jst open eye dey online wey i no fit c anybody or get any IM i don tire 4 d thing o |
| Re: Man And Woman by EfemenaXY: 9:38pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Eyah!!! sorry o! - anyway hit me on yim when ever you resolve the issue girl  |
| Re: Man And Woman by Dyt(f): 9:43pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Aite madam i ll kisses |
| Re: Man And Woman by Nobody: 9:57pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
efe, whish one u dey sef? |
| Re: Man And Woman by EfemenaXY: 10:06pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Bobo Yekini I just dey o! hey, you don sleep finish?? |
| Re: Man And Woman by Nobody: 10:11pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
yes, i just dey wake up if u abuse me again, i go sleep back |
| Re: Man And Woman by Nobody: 10:27pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
hw far? shey u go shw for the other thread, i wan toast you  |
| Re: Man And Woman by EfemenaXY: 10:32pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
BoboYekini: **scoffs** only if u start am (again) but I'm cool - I don apologize to you now abi u still dey vex wiff me??  |
| Re: Man And Woman by EfemenaXY: 10:33pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
BoboYekini: na wrong section you dey man |
| Re: Man And Woman by Kunbee: 10:36pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
The poster you daft, wanna know why cos na woman born you I hate when jokes become lies |
| Re: Man And Woman by Nobody: 10:37pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Efemena_xy:naww, nor be jokes sectn be dis? |
| Re: Man And Woman by EfemenaXY: 10:40pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
eh. . .hen now anyway - go look the one stone thread you get msg 4 there |
| Re: Man And Woman by Idowuogbo(f): 10:46pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
poster sey na igbo do u so, u jus dey typed utter rubbish |
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