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Dear Tech Suppor by SpikesC1: 12:42pm On Dec 01, 2010
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support
courtesy of skoola.com
Re: Dear Tech Suppor by FindOut(m): 3:35pm On Dec 01, 2010
grin grin, ur head dey dere, very funny joke & @ d same tym,makes a lotta sense.
Re: Dear Tech Suppor by lysaa(f): 3:52pm On Dec 01, 2010
I'd love to read this when i get back. . wink
Re: Dear Tech Suppor by liaslo1(m): 6:03pm On Dec 01, 2010
i always get tired of reading Long Joke







no offense smiley smiley smiley
Re: Dear Tech Suppor by SpikesC1: 9:33pm On Dec 01, 2010
liaslo***:

i always get tired of reading Long Joke







no offense smiley smiley smiley

then you must be tired of your life by now, lol
Re: Dear Tech Suppor by EfemenaXY: 10:09pm On Dec 01, 2010
Seen it b/4

but it never fails to make me laugh!!

Thanks for sharing @poster cool

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