Found this online:

SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbors

COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM:
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM:
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and shoots you !

BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other
and throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and
the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company,
using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then
execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get
all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of
the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company
secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells, the rights to all
seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company
owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new
president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance
sheet
provided with the release. The public buys your bull. >

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of
four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow
cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A HINDU CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN ISRAELI CORPORATION:
So, there are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people?

AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION:
You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute...

AN AFRICAN CORPORATION:
You have 2 Cows. You pay a hefty sum and tax breaks for foreign investors to milk them, Foreign Investor Milks everything, refines and sells a tiny part of it to you on Credit. You owe foreign investor and travel everywhere begging for Debt forgiveness. Foreign investor won't budge if there's still
milk left in the cows. In the meantime the Leaders have SPLIT the little milk available, and everybody is fighting everybody and pointing fingers over the split milk!

Got me cracking

This joke was just posted this morning by auwal,its titled 'you have two cows"
kindly endeavour to read 'available' jokes before posting your own

ha ha ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Damn that is very funny and true

na now u been see this post come reply?