One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedroom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Well your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best to get out of the situation, "You see son, bitch and bastard are what adults call each other sometimes and dick and cunt is a nickname we gave our coats." The boy shrugged his shoulders and went off to play. Later that day the boy was watching his dad shave. Suddenly his dad blurted out, "Shit" when he cut himself. The boy asked, "dad what does that mean?" and his dad cleverly replied, "That's the brand of shaving cream I'm using." So the boy wandered into the kitchen where his mom was preparing a turkey for company that evening. As he was watching, his mom burned herself on the stove and blurted out "Bleep". Again the boy asked the meaning and the frustrated mother snapped at him, "It's french for cooking now go answer the door! The company is already here!" So the boy went, opened the door, and put his new vocabulary to use, "Hello bitches and bastards, you can hang your cuntsand dicks in the closet. My dad is still in the bathroom putting shit on his face and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey.''

I can laugh woooooooooooooooo!

Old Joke

Still Not Funny

Good one El Guapo!

Nice one

You try.

you welcome bru

Lolll

Drious^.X.Scorpes

El Guapo:

You know what Bashy. . .,i strongly fink that Studio deserve to be told your signature

yes bro you right and not only studio most of the haters cos studio is a nice guy sometimes

Studio is nice guy sometimes insult very nice

I'm confused

Wetin happen?

Bashy and Guapo - wetin una two dey talk about?
I demand to know wetin bashy siggy talk.

Man we jxt dey gossip

El Guapo:

One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedroom arguing,"You naughty woman, your womanliness is too hairy! Well your manliness is to small naughty person!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best to get out of the situation, "You see son, naughty woman and naughty person are what adults call each other sometimes and manliness and womanliness is a nickname we gave our coats." The boy shrugged his shoulders and went off to play. Later that day the boy was watching his dad shave. Suddenly his dad blurted out, "poo" when he cut himself. The boy asked, "dad what does that mean?" and his dad cleverly replied, "That's the brand of shaving cream I'm using." So the boy wandered into the kitchen where his mom was preparing a turkey for company that evening. As he was watching, his mom burned herself on the stove and blurted out "bleep". Again the boy asked the meaning and the frustrated mother snapped at him, "It's french for cooking now go answer the door! The company is already here!" So the boy went, opened the door, and put his new vocabulary to use, "Hello bitches and bastards, you can hang your cuntsand dicks in the closet. My dad is still in the bathroom putting poo on his face and my mom is in the kitchen bleeping the turkey.''

El, what is this? am just disappointed at you.

I've read this joke a million times but its funny zha.
Its too obscene

ok

Boomark:

El, what is this? am just disappointed at you.

What do u meaneth Booky?

is it suppose to make us laugh or
is it just a narrative descriptive essay

all of the above

Bookmark u get Intuition problem,i swear.

^^ himself know working on the problem

He beta be ooo

ok