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| My Uncle And I by Lordpeckxy(m): 8:05am On Jan 09, 2020 |
Well well well, Nairalanders, This Jokes will all be about my Uncle and I, well People say I have a Strange Kind of Humour where I can practically see Everything as a Joke... Plus I really never liked any of my uncles, Well they never liked Me first I guess am too brilliant and smart for their liking... But then My Superstitious, Fantastical, Fictional and Comical Uncle Is something Else As you will get to see...... . . . There Is a woman on my street too Her name is(Let me go and ask her), and her husband too(Jerk) well his name is Jeffery but for some reason I don't know why people nicknamed him 'Jerk', but he is not even important, I don't know why am talking about Him, well gotta go stay tune. . Update comes slowly thou, Not frequently, Once In a week, Very short, Just for fun, Followers or Not, Just something I like, Errmmm, Some of the jokes are not even funny, well execpt you have an open mind and great Imaginations .......... As you will get to see.. |
| Re: My Uncle And I by Lordpeckxy(m): 8:24am On Jan 09, 2020 |
My uncle is kind of mad, see am not been insultive but every summer he takes me fishing, and after fishing for such a long time and we accidentally caught a fish, He crank it in, removed the hook and threw it back and say "Be free, Have a Long and Productive life..." and He continues to fish. There was a time he caught a fish and after removing it from the hook and threw it back in the water, a Hawk waiting below caught the fish on the fly and gulped it down... My uncle stood up, Painfully Pointed at the Hawk and Since then we've been Hunting Hawks. #MyUncleAndI |
| Re: My Uncle And I by Lordpeckxy(m): 8:30am On Jan 09, 2020 |
My uncle always calls the MTN customer care, He always thought the voice-over call center sounds Like a Woman who is ready to Fu*K |
| Re: My Uncle And I by Lordpeckxy(m): 3:16pm On Jan 11, 2020 |
My uncle went for a football game and came back and he shouted "what an execellent game" Me: What was the Score? My Uncle: 7 Me: I thought scores had 2 numbers, one for each team. My Uncle: I don't keep track of the teams scores, Just when players get roughed to the ground and the referee blows a foul.! |
| Re: My Uncle And I by Lordpeckxy(m): 3:19pm On Jan 11, 2020 |
. My uncle went to a psychatrist and said: My Uncle: Doc, My brother is crazy.! Doctor: whats wrong with him? My Uncle: He thinks he is a chicken. Doctor: Why don't you turn him in.? My Uncle: We would, but we need the eggs.! |
| Re: My Uncle And I by Lordpeckxy(m): 2:34pm On Jan 12, 2020 |
My uncle sells furniture for a living, the problem is, it was his own. |
| Re: My Uncle And I by Lordpeckxy(m): 2:35pm On Jan 12, 2020 |
Did you ever walked into a room and forgot why you walk in? My guess, thats how dogs spend their life. |
| Re: My Uncle And I by Lordpeckxy(m): 2:39pm On Jan 12, 2020 |
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
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