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I Can't Stop Laughing by Odphoto(m): 9:28pm On Jan 12, 2020 |
[1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: *Stop Removing Her Clothes When You Know You Are A 2 Minutes Guy , Let her Just Shift Her Pant One Side For You.* *Don't Make Her Go Through Stress Of Wearing Back All Clothes After 2 Minutes.... That Nonsense Must Stop , am talking to the guys who don't like chatting in the group ��♀��♀��♀��♀��♀��♀��♀ ��������� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: I owe Airtel #1000 and broke d sim. I jst bought anoda sim dis morning and after registration d message I received from Airtel is SO IT'S U AGAIN��� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: One idiot used ''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone, His China phone rang in the bank today, over an hour we're still looking for the cashier and two security men���� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: They said dangote started his business with d little money his uncle gave to him. Ah think ma own problem now is ma uncle... If ah flash him, he will flash me back ����� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: Wife: What are your plans for Easter? Husband: Same as Jesus. Wife: What do u mean?? Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday! Wife: "That's AWESOME. If u do that I'll also do like Mary. Husband: What do u mean? Wife: I will show up pregnant yet untouched by my husband". Husband: dey no born u well. �������� Happy Easter in advance [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: *Some girls are funny.....��they leave hair in their armpits and shave their eyebrows..... Who taught you agriculture?.... What kind of farming system is that....������ ������* [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: �Your mate are busy working hard for the future, you're busy carrying flowers on your head all in the name of snapchat.......My dear, have mercy on yourself....!!!!� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: I just saw a man opening a drink for his side chick with their wedding ring ......I think thunder is busy����� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: �Chinese people should manufacture ladies who don't ask for money. Ahhhhhh!!! We are tired of 'can you do me a favor.?' ��♂ [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: � *Some girls can not give 3 years to a graduate boyfriend looking for a job, but they can wait 12 years for a guy who lives in America to come back for them. My sister, your deliverance needs 7 bottles of anointing oil. "�������* [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: Research also says that..... short women live longer..... Come to think of it, I have never seen a tall grandmother ��� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: Nothing increases my BP like hearing "Can you do me a favour?"� I will just go offline� and leave Whatsapp for you [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: *This girl kept swearing "if am the one that stole the money let my sister die." After much investigation I found out she is the only child.* Sense be what? ���������� ��⚕ [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: Even if they say alcohol has HIV, some guys will still drink it with condom ���� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: *Teacher: What's the full meaning of AIDS* *Pupil: Arsenal Is Dying Slowly* ������� ������ [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: I know and I believe this Harmattan was sponsored by newly married people just to punish some singles ������ ���������� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: Cold ooo chai��...who is free tomorrow let's get married I will explain everything at the honeymoon, Abeg brother, save a sister biko..������ [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: The angel in charge of jos AC please switch it off we are sorry for our sin the cold is unbearable ��biko [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: Even the sun in Jos is wearing sweater!����� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: Short people have developed the habbit of thinking that they're related to Messi........� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: And my teacher didn't tell me that cold is one of Jos natural resources [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: *Don’t Trust A Sweet Voice On A Phone* I’ve Seen Miracles �������������������� ��♂ [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: *When the weather is cold, no woman is ugly�.* ����� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: Assuming lie is money, all girls will be very rich by now � [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: Some of you are just boring�.....No Party�, no outing�, no nothing� You just sit in your house and press phone or probably read books and watch movies all day�� I am some of you��� Some of you is me�� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: *That Ugly Selfie You Deleted,* *That Was Real You!!!* ���������� � [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: I can’t believe that I’m related to Dangote. His mother and my mother are both mothers ☺️ [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: *If you can't find TRUE LOVE❤* *Find MONEY�* *They are the same*�� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: *People are busy cuddling their boo and bae, while am here posting jokes in this cold weather.*�� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: Hustle ooooo! make Mtn no tell u say u are only Eligible to borrow #50...����� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: *If you're single... post a recent pic of yourself so we can find out why nobody wants you* ����� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: Lord our ladies are complaining too much � Increase their menstrual period from 5 to 30 days �� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: ����If my girlfriend send u friend request please � block her, she's the only one I have�� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: So with all these beautiful girls in this world, i will only marry one just one Eeiii��� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: The longer you stay single, the more they chew your future wife.��� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: Say No To Womanizing At Least Seven Girlfriend Is Enough � [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: Imagine life without Bra♨ ��� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: Women lie a lot..You may find out giving birth is not even painful..���� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: The group has been bored of late Or is it because the admin is not a vigin?? ������� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: 200+ friend request from girls ...ahhh am I selling pant and bra ? ��� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: Once you ask for nudes, and you see "typing.......". Forget It, Move to the next Topic �� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: I wear what I can afford, so if you see Bucci, Adibas, Tommy Hilfigor, Fandi... Please mind your business. [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: My brother, Life is too short to be following girls who won't give you their thing. �� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: All the girls in this group can come for deodorant �� I love you girls [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: When a Girl married an Electrician, Everyone will be shocked� [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: If you're a girl and you think no guy wants you or nobody wants to be with you Am here to tell you that's true. [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: *Witchcraft start when you're dating other men from other group and leave us who are here* ��� ✌✌.. [1/6, 2:45 PM] O.D Photo: A guy that truly love u will never ask of sex till u are pregnant! [1/7, 9:47 AM] O.D Photo: Very neat shuttle bus for sale at affordable prize *Interested persons* Chat me now no time [1/7, 9:47 AM] O.D Photo: *After new hair style* *Salon mirror:* �� *Home mirrow:*�� ��� [1/7, 9:47 AM] O.D Photo: *5 minute sex can make you go broke for 5yrs or forever sef* *Fire carefully bro,* *Not all sex carry Blessings.* *some na curses* ��� [1/7, 9:47 AM] O.D Photo: *Judas Iscariot is a thief....* *My mom placed 5k in her Bible and he stole it* *Imagine* ��� [1/7, 9:47 AM] O.D Photo: *Don't call me baby if you are not giving me breasts to suck* [1/7, 9:47 AM] O.D Photo: So u saw my post and did not laugh.... So me that posted it I don't av sense abi���� Try it again [1/7, 9:47 AM] O.D Photo: *why is it that the best things in life either makes u fat, drunk or pregnant?,*������� [1/7, 9:47 AM] O.D Photo: *Your Periods Will Skip* *You Just Like The Way* *You’re Skipping Our Posts!!!* ��� [1/7, 9:47 AM] O.D Photo: Sometimes you have to surprise the cashier by pushing the trolley,�� only to buy airtime. � � [1/7, 9:47 AM] O.D Photo: Someone is somewhere right now planning on the style to use to 'Finish' your future wife Tonight like mine � [1/7, 9:47 AM] O.D Photo: Ladies 2 rounds is enough think about your future husband���. [1/7, 9:47 AM] O.D Photo: *I’m busy helping my girlfriend search for her chocolate* _That I’ve eaten already._ �������� [1/7, 9:47 AM] O.D Photo: *If u are a woman and u are not Hot in this harmattan period, know dat the person dat circumcised you is a witch/wizard* ����� [1/7, 9:47 AM] O.D Photo: *May the FRONT teeth of your enemies be removed* _So that you can know them by their smile!!_ �������� [1/7, 9:47 AM] O.D Photo: *From today onwards we give fat people wrong direction* _So they can get to exercise_ �������� [1/7, 9:47 AM] O.D Photo: Get a comfortable chair, sit down and select your friends like beans. Or else, you will chew stone again this year. [1/7, 9:47 AM] O.D Photo: No be every door when close de locked sometimes just push am e go open .... [1/7, 9:47 AM] O.D Photo: *I know of 2 guys in this group dating one girl ,one is buying clothes d other guy is removing it.*������♀�♀�♀�♀�♀�♀�♀�♀�♀�♀�♀�♂�♂�♂ [1/7, 4:44 PM] O.D Photo: Why do men ask for a womans hand in marriage? Because they are tired of using their own. ������ smile. [1/7, 4:44 PM] O.D Photo: A man, during his night prays, asks God: "Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?" God replies: "So you can love them, my child." "Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?" "So that they can love you back, my child...!" ����� |
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