This game is to examine and laugh over some dumb things people say everyday. . . .

if you love her, you'd let her go, that's just dumb! Why would I wana let someone I love go??!!!

what time is the 8:00 lecture?. . .seriously?

When you're obviously in pain, damn near in tears, someone says to u " Are you ok?"

the bus hasn't come? Helo! If the bus has come i won't be here

believe it or not, people really do say "Can i ask a question"? duh!. . .you just did!

Can you please reverse back?

are you awake?

Zap ya

lol like do you have electricity in Africa

No need, Your Food is already ready.

Are you human?

na yhu b tis. . . NO! na my ghost. . . hw far? who said anything bout going somewhere??. . . . if ur still sitting down. . . you r on d longthing. . . seriously people. . . cant u do better. . .

Lol.

"I'm Smart"

It's not you, it's me.
You deserve someone better. . .blah, blah.
Lame-a$$ excuse.

Upon seeing me,one asks 'is that u?'
No,its yo grandfather. . .mtschew

Rain de 4ll? No na ur menstration de 4ll. . . Lite dey since? No . . . E don tey wen dem seize d lite? Wetin u wan do? Beat nepa?. . . Nonsense mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

seeing you coming from somewhere and still asking you :

"were you out" ? 

violent:

what time is the 8:00 lecture?. . .seriously?

lol

Pls dont disturb, I am sleeping.

f*uck you

''Are you from where?'' very dump question.

Question:
What do I wear to a business meeting with my boss?
Answer:
Pyjamas would be just fine!

This thread should never be allowed to die!

Just returning from a trip and you are asked, "are you back"? No! I am just about to leave!

You are having lunch at the office and almost done eating, besides you only have cutlery for one which you are using yet you say to your obviously starving colleague whilst wearing that silly grin, " come and join me"! Excuse me! Do I look like Bingo?

You go to the store, pick your favorite item and ask the attendant, "is it fake"? He is polite enough to answer your dumb question but you press on, "I hope its original o"! H-e-l-l-o! Do you really expect a sales man to tell you he doesn't want your money?

You are at a job interview and you are asked why you left your last job and you say, " I needed a more challenging experience, a higher place"! Oh pulease, you were obviously fayad!!!

Are you back?