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Legendary Jokes by Legendarytonyy: 4:47pm On Jan 16, 2020
I was in my room last night when my
neighbour
started screaming... "Help! Help! Snake ooo! "
I
ran to her room with a strong wood in my
hand.
When I dashed nto her room, I saw a very
big
snake facing my lovely neighbour inside her
sitting room and other neighbours joined
me. We all started shouting, "Today is the
end of your life, you witch snake!". I wanted
to be a hero that
night so, I first of all ran to the snake to hit it
with my wood. It turned and faced us with a
red
eye. Then, i said if count 1 to 3, we should
hit
the snake at once which we all agreed. I
started counting, 1...2....3 go! Then,
Peeeeeeeem! NEPA took d light, . We all
started screaming in the dark because
the door was closed so, no way to
run outside and the snake was inside the
room.
We nearly killed ourselves. If someone
touches
me, I will hammer the stick on him thinking
that it was the snake. If I touched someone
too, I will receive a strong beating. As am
talking to you
now... We all are in the hospital because we
injured ourselves with the wood instead of
the
snake. I have stopped helping people.
you cannot come and kill me

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