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Bad Asz Rat by Dabss(m): 12:55pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
Three mice sit in a bar. The first one brags, "I am one bad asz mouse! In my hood, we have huge mousetraps. I take the damn cheese out of all of them." The second one brags, "Well, I'm a bad asz mouse too. In my hood, I mix rat poison with my milk and chug it down every night before I go to bed." The third gets up and starts to leave. The other two mice both yell, "Hey chicken, where do you think you're going?" The third one replies, "Going home to Zap the cat." |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by lysaa(f): 12:57pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
nice |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by thiscounts(m): 1:25pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
Iya Isa I mean Iysaa did u get d joke.Maybe you help me out. |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by lysaa(f): 1:29pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
oh dear, i got it all. .i'm kinda greedy, too stingy to share. And pls pls don't beg cos i won't consider. |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by DrSmile1: 1:36pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
The original version is funnier! "The third replied: You see that cat there, na me give am belle" |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by lysaa(f): 1:43pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
lol knew i've heard that from somewhere. |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by thiscounts(m): 1:46pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
Check this out, mouse,asz mouse,mouse traps,chicken,cat,poison those are names of the characters in this piece and if I'm to provide the setting for this cast, you know it must surely be a VILLAGE SETTING or ANIMAL FARM and this could only be understood and interpreted better by someone close to the setting.And we will surely have 'a nice' one.Cheers!Just adding more jokes to joke. No vex my STINGY Dear IYA ISAA.You took breast off the little boy and replaced it with chemical bottled up in a can.STINGY INDEED! |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by lysaa(f): 1:55pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
this counts the whole number of times u despoiled the horses and rode off on the women!!bad asz Rat! |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by thiscounts(m): 2:34pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
Putting flesh around the character, you are doing well in this role I lumbered on you.You rattled out those words like the Rats.Thanks for making it a good show, more actors are coming up to challenge you |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by StudioCFR(m): 2:41pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
. - *_** |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by lysaa(f): 3:00pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
Error defined! thiscounts:lol. .more deodorant to your armpit. .and hanky in your pocket. u dont need to let the sweat drip like that. |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by Dabss(m): 9:51pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
f.u.c.king derailers |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by lysaa(f): 1:24pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
what the heck are u talking about? |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by Nobody: 3:46pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
Dr_Smile: posted it last month under-3 naija rats 3 Rats de argue who b big boy pass. 1st one say "I climb rat trap dance Awilo on top & nothin happen". 2nd one say "I eat rat poison but i no die". 3rd one say "U see dat cat? na me give am bele" |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by lysaa(f): 4:00pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
O.K we get it but e don reign pass. |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by Dabss(m): 4:11pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
lancaster:who sen u? If studio can get the joke every dick can lol (no offieence) |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by Nobody: 4:15pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
hope u are not a butt-licking pr, ck, studio no be ya papa |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by lysaa(f): 4:27pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
Da_b¤§§.:Da_mugu |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by Dabss(m): 5:49pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
lysaa:u no dey fear face? lancaster:dis na jokes section abeg no insult me. |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by lysaa(f): 8:29am On Dec 09, 2010 |
Da_b¤§§.:if u get face u nor go cower under stud mask. |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by Dabss(m): 9:14am On Dec 09, 2010 |
u make me laugh. How are u sure da_boss and studio cfr are not the same person |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by lysaa(f): 9:15am On Dec 09, 2010 |
i can't be bothered. |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by Nobody: 11:48am On Dec 09, 2010 |
ba_bass no be fight abeg, na still joke section we de no be age declaration sect. |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by thiscounts(m): 11:51am On Dec 09, 2010 |
I peeped to see how the drama is going, but wait a minute those who are closer to the cats,rats,mice are claiming associate, love you all, doing well in this adaptation of someone'lse piece written badly by DA, ss and made nice by Iysaa. I don run go back again. |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by lysaa(f): 11:57am On Dec 09, 2010 |
i bet u're not wearing ur face hat today again. .and u know sun effect is not a plus to ur head functioning. |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by Dabss(m): 12:03pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
thiscounts:na where dis one commot from? |
Re: Bad Asz Rat by lysaa(f): 12:05pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
from the left side of yaba. U can cease him till they come and carry him away. |
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