Caught my elder brother with his gal about kissing and he ask me to buy a biscuit that doesn't exist.

Caught my neighbour watching mojo with his gal and I tried to enter but he stopped me at the door with his angry erected kpekus and told me "go play we no put film"

Was busy eating my kuli-kuli and it fell on the floor but when I tried to pick it, a friend of mine step on both my hand and the kuli-kuli and said " leave am, Satan don chop am"

We believe Babies are delivered from the Anus.

Mixing Garri(dried) and jollof beans to increase the quantity of the food.

hehe mixing food gat me did u really do dat

Idowuogbo:

hehe mixing food gat me did u really do dat

stay there na

^
is dat y we are here

Idowuogbo:

^
is dat y we are here

I dont get it

Aje pako boi!

I thought mixing garri with beans was to give it another flavour. I did that and I still do it.

hbabe:

Aje pako boi!

I thought mixing garri with beans was to give it another flavour. I did that and I still do it.

*shakes head* sorry

Hmmm?
Abeg go buy biscuit jor.

which one?

Guy stop giving us dry joke*

Xynerise, must you always embarrass yourself?

na today him don dey embarass himself??

You no see say I talk "always"?

yes but u no dey make sense always.

*No Ofience*

Like say you dey make sense yourself.

No ofience? You go primary school so?

no ofience na my own swagg*

My personal swagg*

Mumu, your life needs immediate remedial actions.

i dey complain?

Midget

E dey affect you socially.

Mumu
u think sey i get your time?

Fimile bayby fimile

You're socially awkward.

what a temper

Na by force?

Na you sabi.

Wahala dey o.

@tanimz and studio.
Calamity has caught up with u morons.
You now insult urselves becos u insulted the great xynerise. You willl continue to throw scurrilous words to each other until your tongues turn blue Ise

xynerise:

@tanimz and studio.
Calamity has caught up with u morons.
You now insult urselves becos u insulted the great xynerise. You willl continue to throw scurrilous words to each other until your tongues turn blue Ise

You this crayfish, are you alright like this?

Let this be the first and last time that you'd practice the new words you managed to add to your vocabulary on. You get playmates, na wetin you suppose dey do with them be that.

@Op


NO.

We believe Babies are delivered from the Anus. Grin

yeah, yeahhhh

tanimz:

You this crayfish, are you alright like this?

Let this be the first and last time that you'd practice the new words you managed to add to your vocabulary on. You get playmates, na wetin you suppose dey do with them be that.

look here water-melon-a$$-lady,not because I use pigin always makes me a dunce. This is naija and I believe in originality. So stop acting like a girl from Ogun state.

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xynerise:

look here water-melon-a$$-lady,not because I use pigin always makes me a dunce. This is naija and I believe in originality. So stop acting like a girl from Ogun state.

See why you are a crayfish? You consider yourself a dunce? That's fine with me. I speak pidgin too, and I don't care if you're fake (which we all know you are ). And how do girls from Ogun State act? Mschew.

If I am fake what wil be my reward?