A man dies and goes to hell. Once there, he finds that there is a different

hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one.

At the door to German Hell, he is told: "First they put you in an electric

chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then

the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

He does not like the sound of that, so he checks out American Hell, Russian

Hell and many more. They are all similarly gruesome. However, at Nigerian Hell

a long line of people is waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do

here?"

He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay

you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Nigerian devil comes in and

whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that's the same as the others," says the man. "Why are so many people

waiting to get in?"

"Because of the power cuts, the electric chair does not work. The nails were

paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable. And the Nigerian devil

used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back

home for private business.

Coil from "ToluOgunlesi"

Cheww chi chi, I dey laugh.Nigerians would always be Nigerians even in Hell.

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Indeed!!

classic clean joke and i like the way u referenced it.

seen it b/4

but it's still funny though!