Confuse, Worry, Or Just Scare The People In The cyber cafe

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the darn thing to work.

After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.

4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.

6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.

7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.

8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.

9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.

10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.

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_{[/sub]TRANLATION[sub]} madness comes in grades

Lancaster you can say that again

Thats actually funny. Albeit an adaptation of '30 things to do durin an exam bla bla'

well i actually get d joke from my friend wey dem don carry go one big psychiatric hotel make him go enjoy, so if wan join am 4 d hotel just try any of am or all of am so that them go carry u go d president suit so that u go enjoy well well!!!!!!

, lmao @ no1 and no2,

lol i really love dis , . . . .the part about typing frantically and staring evilly at ur neighbor

kudos poster . .guess i will practice some in a nearby cafe 2nite *grins evilly at everyone in da thread*

crazness is truly a disease @ poster, u are suffering from brainstormania

but then kudos that was funny.

very funny i tell u

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i dint get what the OP is trying to say