This is wat happens when you visit rich friends. All d effizy for just a drink. While visitin a very rich friend, the maid approached me and,

Question: What would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?


Answer: Tea please.


Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?


Answer: Ceylon tea please.


Question : How would you like it, black or white?


Answer: White.


Question : Milk or fresh cream?


Answer: With milk.


Question : Goat's milk or cow's milk?


Answer; With cow's milk please.


Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?


Answer: Umm, think I'll just take it black.


Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?


Answer: With sugar.


Question : Bee sugar or cane sugar?


Answer: Cane sugar.


Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?


Answer: Oya, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.


Question : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?


Answer: Mineral water.


Question : Flavored or non-flavored?


Answer : Abeg, no worry I think I'll just die of thirst

lol. .old but still makes sense

copy cat but nice one