Different levels of farting

The Vain Person
One who loves the smell of his own farts.

The Amiable Person
One who loves the smell of other people's farts.

The Proud Person
One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine.

The Shy Person
One who releases silent farts then blushes.

The Imprudent Person
One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.

The Unfortunate Person
One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead.

The Scientific Person
One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.

The Nervous Person
One who stops in the middle of a fart.

The Honest Person
One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason.

The Dishonest Person
One who farts but blames the dog.

The Foolish Person
One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

The Thrifty Person
One who always has several farts in reserve.

The Anti-Social Person
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

The Strategic Person
One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.

The Sadistic Person
One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.

The Intelligent Person
One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed

As per the topic - I'll go first

I must be the anti-social type of person

so readers, which group d'you belong to??

efe, wats all these?

What's what??

u wan form say u nor dey obey the call of nature?

who fit deny dat one? i agree with u, but it shouldnt be a topic for discussion

let's just say

I'm in er. . .a very light mood

so anything goes for discussion

ok oooo i hear u

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them
food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers,

"Captain Marvey has asked me
to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely
people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big
brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said,
"In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. "Tray-up, B1tch."

lol

Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!

I've finally got our Canterkarous Complex Chemical Compound to laugh today

Job done - so I'm out!!

lol, u no get sense

Pot calling kettle black

me ke? i be good boy ooo

What??

wetin??

no corrupt me jor, i be gud pikin

Efemena_xy:

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them
food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers,

"Captain Marvey has asked me
to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely
people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big
brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said,
"In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. "Tray-up, B1tch."

Element G VERSUS Efemanxyz:::i love seein both of u rub shoulders, i hope a man wont marry both of u, under one roof, Else!, hmm ?

yawns

Nice one gurl. Blacsta go sleep jor,no oofience

baby.me abeg come vote me now

Efemena_xy:

baby.me abeg come vote me now

che u want to win by force - na wo - after u win - wetin be the price

I never tink reach dat side sef

Efy, abeg number those farting tactics.
my own methods plenty, i no fit list all of them.

^^lol

na incomplete list - abeg help me stretch am a bit more

abeg space remain to comment on these jokes,

efe lovely jokes though on the first 1 i think i should be in the category of honest person

Am the honest person,

then i guess i am the shy person

imprudent is fun.

I think I'm the unfortunate person

I don't fart!