Abuja: Former anti-corruption czar and head of the economic and financial crimes commission, Mallam Nuhu Ribadu, is apparently not clueless enough to run for president of the federal republic of Nigeria.

Investigations by Wazobia Report have revealed that all aspiring candidates are compelled to sit for a “vigorous clueless test.”

The test, which is designed to ensure that all candidates are truly clueless on issues of governance and leadership, was carried out at a clandestine location and was supervised by top government officials

Candidates are supposed to demonstrate an extraordinary level of incompetence when subjected to hypothetical challenges that may arise when governing the country.

Sources within the government defended the clueless test, describing it as, “Truly the Nigerian way.”

“Every country has its own way, as does our country Nigeria,” said a source. “History has proven that Nigeria cannot be led by a president that might have a clue unless they will kill him,” the source further stated, “Look what happened to Murtla Mohammed.”

Nuhu Ribadu was said to have woefully failed the test, while Pastor Tunde Bakare was told, “Do not even dare to step foot inside the examination hall.”

Investigations by Wazobia Report however revealed that pastor Bakare actually had no plans of running for president but was put on a list of, “People who should not even dare try.”

Other people that made the stop-list were; Professor Wole Soyinka, Babatunde Fashola of Lagos state, Omoyele Sowore of Sahara reporters, and many other progressives.

Aspirants from the PDP were said to have excelled exceptionally in this test, with James Ibori landing an incontestable 1st position.

The former Governor is said to have scored above 98% in not having a clue on issues of domestic and foreign policy, economic stimulation and growth, and National security. He is also said to have scored a solid 100% on being clueless on how to fight corruption.

There are some individuals that did not sit for the test but are believed to have “major potential” for the future. These individuals were encouraged by the clueless committee to sit for the test during the next election. Kenny Martins is said to be at the top of this list.

whats this supposed to mean? is james ibori not standing trial?

Is Nigeria placing him on trail?

wazobia ko,zobiawa ni

you guys are too serious. . .try to have a laugh once in a while.

@poster
GEJ must have scored above 95% because his cluelessness is something else.

abes:

you guys are too serious. . .try to have a laugh once in a while.

@poster
GEJ must have scored above 95% because his cluelessness is something else.

So do i think oo. Becos Nigeria being a complicated country needs to be governed by a genius and not a clueless retard

wazobia reports, my favourite destination for a good laugh

abes:

you guys are too serious. . .try to have a laugh once in a while.

@poster
GEJ must have scored above 95% because his cluelessness is something else.

IBB passed so much they now owe him marks

^^^


IBB is really a genius.

Quote from: xoxo,   on Today at 12:53:38 PM

IBB passed so much they now owe him marks

Abi ojare!!! we 've all always known that he's a bonafide member of mensa, hence the label, "genuis" was conferred on him, as far back as 2 decades ago.  

Dumb post,

Please moderator move to joke section !