One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw
two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to
eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the
lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a
wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned
to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking
all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the
grass is almost a foot high!"

ya heard that one before but ha ha ha all da same

yeah old but still makes sense

are lawyers this callous

Now that's what I call a joke