Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they
were walking
past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep
end.
He
sank to the
bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
pulled
Jim
out. When the
Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately
ordered her to be
discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be
mentally
stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good
news
and
bad news. The
good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able to
rationally
respond to a
crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have
concluded that your
act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient
you
saved, hung
himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved
him. I
am so sorry,
but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
"How soon can I go home?"

Not very soon i guess

that was a really nice piece
NA REAL KOLOMENTETALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
CRAZY WORLD OUT THER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Take it easy b4 I crack my ribs
Thats funny enough

nice one

lmao.

am sure she will be there forever.

She's actually alright.

just that she'll keep seeing people who are wet and keep hanging them to dry