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Life No Easy Buh Make You No Lose Hope!!! by Silasloaded(m): 10:50pm On Feb 19, 2020 |
Good morning
Mr Chairman,
Accurate time keeper,
My able group mates,
In short,
All protocols duly observed.
My name is my name, and I am
here to
propose the motion that states..
'Nobody
senior another person for this life,
na turn
by turn', with my following
reasons.
1. Dem first born you no mean say
na you
go first die. Even Bible support am.
2. If you first me touch ceiling
because you tall, I go first you to
pick stone sake of say I near
ground pass.
3. You fit first me enter SS1 and I fit
first you enter university.
4. My jeep fit stop for road while
your Beetle fit carry you reach
house.
5. Girl wey marry last year fit born
pikin
before woman wey marry 10 years
ago.
6. Small boy wey just finish school
fit begin
work before chairman wey do NYSC
2005
7. If aeroplane engine knock, both
person wey dey first class and the
one for
economy, na the same Jesus dem
go call.
8. Na Oga de pay driver, but AC de
first blow driver before e reach oga
for back.
9. Person wey de healthy fit die
before
person wey de sick.
10. You de stay upstairs no mean
say you
near God pass.
11. Stone de scatter water, and
water de
pieces stone.
12. Mr time keeper, as you want to
ring that
bell, may your time in this world
not be over.
I hope with these few points of
mine, I have
been able to convince you that 'no
body
senior another person for this life,
Na turn by turn
*Reflect on these words*
1.Your BIRTH came through
*Others*
2.Your NAME was given by *Others*
3. You were EDUCATED by *Others*
4.Your INCOME indirectly comes
through *Others*
5. Your RESPECT is given by
*Others*
6. Your first BATH was given by
*Others*
7. Your last BATH will be done by
*Others*
8. Your FUNERAL will be organised
by *Others*
9. You will be taken to your FINAL
RESTING PLACE by *Others*
and
10. EVERYTHING you owned will be
inherited by *Others*
Isn't it high time we learn to live in
peace and harmony with *Others*,
because all through our lives, at
one point or the *Other*, we will
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Re: Life No Easy Buh Make You No Lose Hope!!! by unibenakpos(m): 11:58pm On Feb 19, 2020 |
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