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Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by Maximus69: 6:46am On Mar 12
LordReed:


Are you all gonna be dressed with HAZMAT suits during the gathering?

NO ooo!

In a gathering, you know we often pass the info to show self sacrificing love.
So we will plead with our brothers and sisters not to be offended if a brother or sister refuses their warm greetings, but if they feel like it doesn't matter anyway two persons who are seeing Paradise with the eyes of unwavering faith may defy any form of disease after all death awaits us if God's kingdom is yet to come! smiley

Good morning!
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by LordReed(m): 7:06am On Mar 12
Maximus69:


NO ooo!

In a gathering, you know we often pass the info to show self sacrificing love.
So we will plead with our brothers and sisters not to be offended if a brother or sister refuses their warm greetings, but if they feel like it doesn't matter anyway two persons who are seeing Paradise with the eyes of unwavering faith may defy any form of disease after all death awaits us if God's kingdom is yet to come! smiley

Good morning!

Good morning.

In a place like China with high levels of the spread of the disease, I don't think any significant religious gathering is wise. It will just be an avenue for the disease to spread. That's why I asked if they'll be wearing protective clothing.

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Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by Maximus69: 7:23am On Mar 12
LordReed:


Good morning.

In a place like China with high levels of the spread of the disease, I don't think any significant religious gathering is wise. It will just be an avenue for the disease to spread. That's why I asked if they'll be wearing protective clothing.

You're 100% correct if considered from the physical man's point of view Sir. 1Corinthians 2:14

But from the viewpoint of believers, we are prepared to die, CORONA VIRUS shouldn't stand in our way to stop us from showing the love we have for our brothers! Romans 8:35-39

We will like to continue our preaching and teaching as long as we can, but if CORONA VIRUS will mean the end of our journey now, we are fully prepared to sleep in death for the love of our brothers, Jesus has conquered DEATH, we will see ourselves again in PARADISE! Luke 23:43

Until then religionists may be scared to meet in a large gathering because of Corona virus but definitely NOT Jehovah's Witnesses! smiley
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by LordReed(m): 7:36am On Mar 12
Maximus69:


You're 100% correct if considered from the physical man's point of view Sir. 1Corinthians 2:14

But from the viewpoint of believers, we are prepared to die, CORONA VIRUS shouldn't stand in our way to stop us from showing the love we have for our brothers! Romans 8:35-39

We will like to continue our preaching and teaching as long as we can, but if CORONA VIRUS will mean the end of our journey now, we are fully prepared to sleep in death for the love of our brothers, Jesus has conquered DEATH, we will see ourselves again in PARADISE! Luke 23:43

Until then religionists may be scared to meet in a large gathering because of Corona virus but definitely NOT Jehovah's Witnesses! smiley

Ok but why invite others who don't want to die yet to your gathering?
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by Maximus69: 7:42am On Mar 12
LordReed:


Ok but why invite others who don't want to die yet to your gathering?

You are scared of CORONA VIRUS and someone is now inviting you to a large gathering. Please will you go? cheesy

My friend, those who honour our invitation are mostly people who strongly feel like "this kingdom of their Jehovah may meet me there, so let me be in their midst"
Not even CORONA VIRUS can stop such a person from assembling with God's people! smiley
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by Maximus69: 7:46am On Mar 12
See the the chat updating us on the quick spread of Corona virus below!

When i told you people that it's our gathering that led to the end of apartheid in South Africa, all of you were saying it's not so.

Well despite this chat below Jehovah's Witnesses will continue to meet in large gatherings!

This is the time to examine the FAITH most people claim they have and it's being TESTED by FIRE(dreadful conditions)! 1Peter 1:7 smiley

Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by LordReed(m): 8:58am On Mar 12
Maximus69:


You are scared of CORONA VIRUS and someone is now inviting you to a large gathering. Please will you go? cheesy

My friend, those who honour our invitation are mostly people who strongly feel like "this kingdom of their Jehovah may meet me there, so let me be in their midst"
Not even CORONA VIRUS can stop such a person from assembling with God's people! smiley

Well good luck to y'all and your attendees.
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by Maximus69: 9:22am On Mar 12
LordReed:


Well good luck to y'all and your attendees.

Thanks my Prof! smiley

You know few years ago something very funny happened in the Americas? smiley

It was a normal day when the people heard strange noise as that of bombs, the people were so devastated that everyone left their homes running away!

What surprised our brothers and sisters is that our Kingdom hall was filled with people running away in fear of the strange noise, to extent that most of them sat on the grasses. At first our brothers (having their meeting) at the time thought these are normal invitees who probably arrived late, but they were surprised that they don't care entering the hall to join the meeting, they were contented sitting down on the grasses!

Since our brothers never expected such large number, they have to care for them only to know that they've been coming from a far distance and instead of continuing their flight, they decided to stay inside the compound of Jehovah's Witnesses Kingdom Hall!

So what's funny about the event?

One of the brothers noticed a churchgoer whose church is closeby, so he approached him and asked politely "why can't you take some of this people to your church premises since they feel safer staying in a large gathering?"

His response surprised our brother!

He said

"Your Armageddon can destroy everything, but not your Kingdom Hall with you people inside!"

That's when our brothers now know the reason why all of them came running into our Kingdom Hall! smiley

Ordinarily this are people who usually insult, abuse, curse or even assault us physically when we go to pay them a visit in their homes, but now they left their homes, ran to our Kingdom Hall and sat NOT on chairs but ON THE GRASSES, and what's more? They feel safe in our domain! smiley

Well that's what it could mean when we now invite some of them to come and join us in our gathering even when CORONA VIRUS is threatening their lives! cheesy
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by LordReed(m): 10:05am On Mar 12
Maximus69:


Thanks my Prof! smiley

You know few years ago something very funny happened in the Americas? smiley

It was a normal day when the people heard strange noise as that of bombs, the people were so devastated that everyone left their homes running away!

What surprised our brothers and sisters is that our Kingdom hall was filled with people running away in fear of the strange noise, to extent that most of them sat on the grasses. At first our brothers (having their meeting) at the time thought these are normal invitees who probably arrived late, but they were surprised that they don't care entering the hall to join the meeting, they were contented sitting down on the grasses!

Since our brothers never expected such large number, they have to care for them only to know that they've been coming from a far distance and instead of continuing their flight, they decided to stay inside the compound of Jehovah's Witnesses Kingdom Hall!

So what's funny about the event?

One of the brothers noticed a churchgoer whose church is closeby, so he approached him and asked politely "why can't you take some of this people to your church premises since they feel safer staying in a large gathering?"

His response surprised our brother!

He said

"Your Armageddon can destroy everything, but not your Kingdom Hall with you people inside!"

That's when our brothers now know the reason why all of them came running into our Kingdom Hall! smiley

Ordinarily this are people who usually insult, abuse, curse or even assault us physically when we go to pay them a visit in their homes, but now they left their homes, ran to our Kingdom Hall and sat NOT on chairs but ON THE GRASSES, and what's more? They feel safe in our domain! smiley

Well that's what it could mean when we now invite some of them to come and join us in our gathering even when CORONA VIRUS is threatening their lives! cheesy


Maximus69 the storyteller. LMFAO!
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by Maximus69: 10:15am On Mar 12
LordReed:


Maximus69 the storyteller. LMFAO!

Each person is gifted Sir!

You're gifted to corroborate informations even though it's of no practical benefits.

And i on my part love relating touching experiences of events that reveals the hypocrisy of those who despise the truth! smiley
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by LordReed(m): 10:37am On Mar 12
Maximus69:


Each person is gifted Sir!

You're gifted to corroborate informations even though it's of no practical benefits.

And i on my part love relating touching experiences of events that reveals the hypocrisy of those who despise the truth! smiley

As a teller of talltales and outright fabrications, its your own hypocrisy you expose.

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Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by Maximus69: 1:48pm On Mar 12
LordReed:


As a teller of talltales and outright fabrications, its your own hypocrisy you expose.

HYPOCRISY connotes thoughts, speeches or acts of no practical application neither of any lasting benefits.

But when you're seeing how practically applicable and benefits of any thought, word or action, then it's no HYPOCRISY but WISDOM Sir! smiley
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by LordReed(m): 2:17pm On Mar 12
Maximus69:


HYPOCRISY connotes thoughts, speeches or acts of no practical application neither of any lasting benefits.

But when you're seeing how practically applicable and benefits of any thought, word or action, then it's no HYPOCRISY but WISDOM Sir! smiley

The only practical benefit is the spread of JW propaganda.

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Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by Maximus69: 2:25pm On Mar 12
LordReed:


The only practical benefit is the spread of JW propaganda.

Good! smiley

Meaning the more those subscribing to what we think, say or do as Jehovah's Witnesses, the lesser those carrying weapons to kill their neighbours!

I owe you a bottle of whiskey for that Sir! smiley
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by LordReed(m): 4:18pm On Mar 12
Maximus69:


Good! smiley

Meaning the more those subscribing to what we think, say or do as Jehovah's Witnesses, the lesser those carrying weapons to kill their neighbours!

I owe you a bottle of whiskey for that Sir! smiley

A Jameson if you will. LoL
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by Maximus69: 4:44pm On Mar 12
LordReed:


A Jameson if you will. LoL

My pleasure Prof, but don't know how it will get through! smiley
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by LordReed(m): 4:51pm On Mar 12
Maximus69:


My pleasure Prof, but don't know how it will get through! smiley

Monetise it.
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by Maximus69: 4:55pm On Mar 12
LordReed:


Monetise it.

Kai kai kai my Prof, don't change into my friends in black uniforms nah!

Why Monetising? undecided
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by LordReed(m): 4:57pm On Mar 12
Maximus69:


Kai kai kai my Prof, don't change into my friends in black uniforms nah!

Why Monetising? undecided

That's the safety way to get me the Jameson na.

Ok order it here: https://www./jameson-irish-whiskey-20cl-35876928.html
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by Maximus69: 5:01pm On Mar 12
LordReed:


That's the safety way to get me the Jameson na.

Just contacted Jumia and they said the price is 63k x 6 bottles!

Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by LordReed(m): 5:02pm On Mar 12
Maximus69:


Just contacted Jumia and they said the price is 63k x 6 bottles!

Check this one


Seems NL doesn't like jumia links.
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by LordReed(m): 5:03pm On Mar 12
Maximus69:


Just contacted Jumia and they said the price is 63k x 6 bottles!

There is one for about 1500, order that one.
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by achorladey: 5:20pm On Mar 12
LordReed:


As a teller of talltales and outright fabrications, its your own hypocrisy you expose.

you sure know what you type when you wrote the above

https://www.jw.org/en/news/jw/region/global/jw-coronavirus-update-and-response/

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Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by Maximus69: 5:20pm On Mar 12
LordReed:


There is one for about 1500, order that one.
No Sir they said the cheapest is this one!

Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by Maximus69: 5:22pm On Mar 12
Ordering it is not the problem but to what destination?
Jumia will bring it to your doorstep!
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by achorladey: 5:26pm On Mar 12
LordReed:


Ok but why invite others who don't want to die yet to your gathering?

in the update it was stated that any jws that is infected should stay away from the meeting as a sign of love. Inviting others will be an avenue to either get more jws infected or witnesses spreading the infection.
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by LordReed(m): 5:30pm On Mar 12
Maximus69:

No Sir they said the cheapest is this one!

Look

Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by achorladey: 5:32pm On Mar 12
LordReed:


Good morning.

In a place like China with high levels of the spread of the disease, I don't think any significant religious gathering is wise. It will just be an avenue for the disease to spread. That's why I asked if they'll be wearing protective clothing.

when maximus69 reads the update given by the organization he is a member he will see the sense behind your post. Obviously he cannot follow your lead even when the reasoning behind it is portent

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Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by LordReed(m): 5:36pm On Mar 12
Maximus69:
Ordering it is not the problem but to what destination?
Jumia will bring it to your doorstep!

I will email you my address.
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by LordReed(m): 5:38pm On Mar 12
achorladey:


when maximus69 reads the update given by the organization he is a member he will see the sense behind your post. Obviously he cannot follow your lead even when the reasoning behind it is portent

I hope they do whatever they can to be virus free. Talk is cheap.
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by Maximus69: 8:51pm On Mar 12
LordReed:


Look

Please i had visitors, they just left!

It's OK!
Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by johnw47: 2:21am On Mar 13
LordReed:


Yes Taliban hateful bigot your god is the convenient fiction you use mask your hatred. You want to kill people simply because they are different from you. How grows the hate in thine heart?


smiley of course you are a false accuser like your daddy and cannot say the truth, oh twisted homo

Rev_12:10  And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, Now is come salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of his Christ: for the accuser of our brethren is cast down, which accused them before our God day and night.

Joh 8:44  Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

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