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Machine Of Youth by yinkalink(f): 12:49pm On Dec 19, 2010
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."Lol
Re: Machine Of Youth by eldav(m): 1:02pm On Dec 19, 2010
You Try
Re: Machine Of Youth by yinkalink(f): 2:44pm On Dec 19, 2010
Come on!!!
Re: Machine Of Youth by StWils: 10:02pm On Dec 19, 2010
good one
Re: Machine Of Youth by yinkalink(f): 10:09pm On Dec 19, 2010
Now that's mo' like it. Thanks saint
Re: Machine Of Youth by EfemenaXY: 2:03am On Dec 22, 2010
Seen it b/4

but nice joke all the same smiley
Re: Machine Of Youth by yinkalink(f): 10:15am On Dec 22, 2010
Thanks "all the same"
Re: Machine Of Youth by jokingmary(m): 10:29am On Dec 22, 2010
Seen it before
Nice one still
Re: Machine Of Youth by yinkalink(f): 10:45am On Dec 22, 2010
Thanks
Re: Machine Of Youth by MrBones2(m): 12:55pm On Dec 23, 2010
one up
Re: Machine Of Youth by Nobody: 12:57pm On Dec 23, 2010
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Re: Machine Of Youth by Arcani: 3:32pm On Dec 23, 2010
nice buh tis been posted b4

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