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Read...a joke by Nazgul: 6:42pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
My wife went out leaving our baby in the hands of our maid. our baby was crying and crying and crying and the maid did all she could do to calm him no way. then she brought out her breast and gave him to suck. as he was sucking it I entered and saw it. I was so angry with her. I shouted at her and asked her why she should breastfeed a child that isn't hers. she knelt down and begged and told me that nothing is coming out of her breast, she just put it in the child's mouth to make him stop crying. I told her that I must suck her breast to confirm that nothing is coming out from it. and she agreed and as I was sucking it my wife walked in. upon all my explanation she has refused to understand that my actions was to protect our son. she insisted that I've been sleeping with the maid, whereas I just sucked her breast to know if milk wasn't coming out from it as she claimed. which is in the best interest of our son's health. she has reported me to our pastor and insisted that the innocent maid who tried her best for our son leaves the house or she would park out and leave the maid for me. what should I do |
Re: Read...a joke by successmatters(m): 6:45pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Your mind is very dirty. |
Re: Read...a joke by sisisioge: 6:55pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Wow! How very inconsiderate of your wife! Upon all you and the poor maid have done! Hian. Biko go and rent a place for the maid so she could move there and be working off base. If your wife refuse her entrance to your house subsequently, you can take sone of the chores to her privately. All in all, may I know if her boo.bs were big? Or she had small ones with large nickles? Shouldn't your son too receive some admonishment for sucking freely too? It is well fa |
Re: Read...a joke by HRHQueenPhil(f): 6:57pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Reprobate mind,u are catching ur fun abi...u think hell is a joke,continue inugo.dont repent..you think u will get a chance to do it later..God is no respecter of person..stay woke! |
Re: Read...a joke by Nazgul: 7:05pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
HRHQueenPhil:calm down, I did what I did with a clean mind besides I love my wife |
Re: Read...a joke by Nazgul: 7:06pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
successmatters:how |
Re: Read...a joke by Nazgul: 7:08pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
sisisioge:is not a laughing matter o, my wife is just reporting me up and down to everybody whereas I didn't sleep with the maid. my uncle just called me. can you imagine |
Re: Read...a joke by ANGELMARVE(m): 7:17pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Wale Adenuga production present!! Super story. An award winning television program, showing every Friday on NTA. This is super story!!! a life of strife and sorrows. Or rather OP this is not super story, oh my bad, it's this life, showing every Wednesday on siverbird. Singing!! This life is beautiful. Oh rather this is not this life, it's Everyday people. Showing every Tuesday on siverbird. O we ya, o we ya, everyday people, gat you the pick it's like I've forgotten the lyrics. Oh perhaps op. This is binta and friends By the order of the Peaky blinders 5 Likes |
Re: Read...a joke by Nobody: 7:24pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Nazgul: You're a very stupid fool and you don't even deserve to be alive.. You intimated a poor maid to sucking her boobs because she's working for you? Your type can never progress in life... I wonder what you would do if real cash and power was given you... You're a very dirty swine and my prayer for you is; may you be forced to uneasy conditions by people who are above you in your business and in all areas of your life... Your post really disgusts and irritates me.. You're a foolish pig!!! |
Re: Read...a joke by Nobody: 7:27pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Nazgul: Fool!! |
Re: Read...a joke by bukatyne(f): 7:28pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
I think Seun should create an 'nkan be' or 'labe orun' section. It could be named 'Stranger than Fiction'. The Family Section is not equipped to handle these 'end time' stories. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Read...a joke by Oluneutral: 7:49pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
This is the height of it all! Fake story! Everything about this op is and remains fake/mind imagination. 1 Like |
Re: Read...a joke by Drince: 7:50pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
bukatyne:[quote author=Nazgul post=87086480]My wife went out leaving our baby in the hands of our maid. our baby was crying and crying and crying and the maid did all she could do to calm him no way. then she brought out her breast and gave him to suck. as he was sucking it I entered and saw it. I was so angry with her. I shouted at her and asked her why she should breastfeed a child that isn't hers. she knelt down and begged and told me that nothing is coming out of her breast, she just put it in the child's mouth to make him stop crying. I told her that I must suck her breast to confirm that nothing is coming out from it. . . . I stopped here.. The story don tey.. Straight outta facebook.. Can't count how many times i've seen it... 1 Like |
Re: Read...a joke by proclinician: 8:20pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Lol guy I laughed so hard in a pub where I De enjoy myself this is so funny lol. Wetin 1 Like |
Re: Read...a joke by uboma(m): 9:21pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
This is so hilarious. It must be a joke. |
Re: Read...a joke by xteve(m): 9:43pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Its fake 1 Like |
Re: Read...a joke by ahnie: 9:50pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Nazgul:Your type won't find it hard sleeping with okuku Igbo! Must you suck her breast to confirm if it has milk or not! Oga you're a gutter-rat. |
Re: Read...a joke by proclinician: 9:53pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Lol oluwa wetin de occur |
Re: Read...a joke by Ishilove: 1:15am On Mar 02, 2020 |
Stupidity abounds in cyberspace. |
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