At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.
"It opens at noon," answers the clerk.
About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker.
"What time does the bar open?" he asks.
"Same time as before, Noon." replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered "When joo shay the bar opins at?"
The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you."
"No, I don't wanna git in, Ah wanna git OUT!!!"



Joke:
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of s*x education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for s*xual innuendo.
But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class.
One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs." "Very good, William," cooed the teacher.
"My mommy had a baby," said little Esther.
"Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher.
Finally, little Johnny raises his hand.
With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him.
"I was watching TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two guns."
The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with s*x education, Johnny?"
"It'll teach those indians not to Bleep with the lone ranger!!!

Hilavious

;d ;d ;d

johney will always outsmart his teachers

Lan-can-star, is your 2nd name johnny?

not really but i guess theres is a little bit of 'johnny' in every NI joke addict

If u say so.