HOW I WISH I WAS A FULANI MAN!!!

So that I wouldn’t be bothered going to school.
So that no one will expect me to stand out in the midst of my peers.

So that I wouldn’t have wasted these years burning candles to pass exams.

So that my parents would not tell me, how this man’s child who is my mate, had graduated.

How I wish I was a fulani man.
So that I could get any jobs in Nigeria without having to qualify for it.

So that I could be admitted into any university without any credits.

So that I could go through the Univeristies, graduate without passing any exams.

So that I would be the managing director (MD) of NNPC with no knowledge or training about management.

How I wish I was a fulani man.
So that I could carry AK47 riffles along the road without molestation.

So that I could kill any of these infidels without being arrested.

So that I could embezzle public funds and no one would prosecute me.

So that I could threaten anyone with impunity.

How I wish I was a fulani man.
So that I could destroy churches and businesses in the name of Boko haram.

So that I could be recruited into the Nigerian army and police after committing many atrocities.

So that I could be trained abroad for killing people.

So that I could be rewarded by the government with dollars.

How I wish I was a fulani man.
So that I could tell the Yoruba man that we’re one Nigeria because we go the same mosque.

So that I could tell the Igbo man we’re one Nigeria to pacify him.

So that I could tell southern minorities that we’re one Nigeria because of oil and because we granted them amnesty.

So that all Nigerians would be made to join any of our political parties (PDP and APC), and be controlled by us.

How I wish I was a fulani man, so that I could have unrestricted access into Nigerian account and do whatever I wanted with it.

But that’s the reality on ground right now.

Baron:

That's why we must #restructureOrBurst!

There's no unity when injustice reigns!!!

IDeyNL:
Look at this Afonja OP.

Because Fulani mafias are beginning to torture you guys, you're now singing a different tone.

No be only restructure or burst.

You all will end up in the belle of the tiger you rode on.

Them never start yet

He might be a northerner in pretence to get you worked up.

Look at this Afonja OP.

Because Fulani mafias are beginning to torture you guys, you're now singing a different tone.

No be only restructure or burst.

You all will end up in the belle of the tiger you rode on.

Them never start yet

Abomination!

U can join them if u like...

IDeyNL:
Look at this Afonja OP.

Because Fulani mafias are beginning to torture you guys, you're now singing a different tone.

No be only restructure or burst.

You all will end up in the belle of the tiger you rode on.

Them never start yet

Just take a look at his page and see the hypocrite he truly is!

IDeyNL:
Look at this Afonja OP.

Because Fulani mafias are beginning to torture you guys, you're now singing a different tone.

No be only restructure or burst.

You all will end up in the belle of the tiger you rode on.

Them never start yet

You are dumb. This is east. Do the people killed look like westerner to you.

Witcher:
U can join them if u like...

Sharap aboki

Iceberg3:


Just take a look at his page and see the hypocrite he truly is!

Zombie, if you abuse my tribe, I will abuse yours. I am not for Nigeria, I am for my tribe. You curse Nigeria from now til tomorrow, none of my business, but my tribe. I will retaliate.

Gabriel004:
Zombie, if you abuse my tribe, I will abuse yours. I am not for Nigeria, I am for my tribe. You curse Nigeria from now til tomorrow, none of my business, but my tribe. I will retaliate.

Afonja

"Southern minority"...op..there is nothing like majority or minority in nigeria..unstable power supply is a nationwide,dilapidated schools everywhere in nigeria,injustice and insecurity is a national issue.both ur majority and my minority are killed and slaughtered on daily basis,bail is free,yet we pay 4 it everywhere in nigeria,no good hospital everywhere...so,what is ur benefit as a majority?

How I wish I was a Fulani man, I will marry Buhari then put ogwu-oke......

Bullshit