When we give the middle finger, it is a symbol of affection and not of defiance. It does mean we care that much to give a Bleep. For if you look behind, to the fields wherein we had grown our bleeps, you'd find that it is barren, and that we do not have so much bleeps to give...
Invest your bleeps wisely, for if you're reckless, just about everything and everyone would impregnate your mind. Save your bleeps; for those things and those people that set your soul on fire, for only those things which seeds you'd want your mind to bear and deliver. Trust us, you don't want to be infected with STIs (Societally Transmitted Ignorance)...
Drink up me hearties & hoist the Jolly Roger!