In the bible version when God wanted to destroy the earth, he said if anyone looks back the person would turn to salt. but in Nigeria case,
The yoruba man wolud say: Iya shukura, be e ni, pack all the children, even if u have to back them make sure none of then wit u looks back, so gbo mii?
The hausa man would say: Bleep all d load, i dey hear? Aisha, must not look back, walahi!
But ibo man wuld say: na men, if u look back u dey on ur own o. If the wife eventually looks back, He would use back to reverse without looking back, taste the salt and say: na dis is a correct salt abeg, Nkechi, Ngozi, all of u look back and join ur mother, this salt would be good in the market!!!

i know your trying to make fun of igbo men but it's not funny ur joke is very raw and dry. for ur information it is not (ibo) it's igbo.
thank u

hi,
the joke is too stale, besides it sounds like ur trying desperatly to copy some one, anyway nice try

what's up with all this clowning on igbo people. i guess you really think igbos are money-hungry.
i hope you will also look back and turn into salt so that i can also sell you_---ewu!.
are you even igbo? _{= rolls eye}

hisses wassup with you people and igbos!!!!.   like get a life. *rolls eyes* this joke is too dull just like the poster. B.S

_{anuofia rubbish}

ldollier:

anuofia

you snatched the words right outta my mouth. i'll still say it anywayz, ewu ofia....

ghettochyk:

you snatched the words right out of my mouth. i'll still say it anywayz, ewu ofia....

lol ewu ofia. more like anu nchi. but for real wassup with you guyz and igbos. like some people really need a life

for real.

I hate to admit, and not to offend anyone, that is a funny Joke. itys for real

Ghettochyk and Idollier, you girls are my heroes you girls always stand up for us Igbos every time some ANUOFIA like the one that started this thread opens their stinking mouth. can you just imagine that MU MU.........

igbo ppl don suffer 4 ppl but as i alwayz say, u'all should admit it/..we r da best and u'all should stop hating instead jairate, appreciate and congratulate .

@ aggie
please don't make me pull out my igbo dictionary of curses.
mbeke (sp?).

ghettochyk:

@ aggie
please don't make me pull out my igbo dictionary of curses.
mbeke (sp?).

I wish I could spell in Igbo, so much stuff I'll love to get of my chest.

Hotstepper:

igbo people don suffer 4 people but as i alwayz say, u'all should admit it/..we r da best and u'all should stop hating instead jairate, appreciate and congratulate .

abi oo

ghettochyk:

@ aggie
please don't make me pull out my igbo dictionary of curses.
mbeke (sp?).

you aint alone on that ooo, i for don scata his brain since ooo. i mean imagine
_{oh wait its a her, who cares hissses}

ZuluNation:

I wish I could spell in Igbo, so much stuff I'll love to get of my chest.

you aint alone, i can only write a few words in igbo.. oh how i wish i can write my own language. but i speak it very very well

That was funny but not all Ibo's are like that Okemkpi...

Ibo man and their business spirit! By the way, is my boo (Idollier) from the Eastern part of Nigeria?

spikelord:

Ibo man and their business spirit! By the way, is my boo (Idollier) from the Eastern part of Nigeria?

lol if thats the igbo part. then yes i am.

Continued misconception of the Igboman. No sweat. Bring it on. We can handle it. Jokes apart.

hahah@spikelord..yea, ur boo is igbo and ma sistaaaa sef..hahaha

nice one

what a dry joke, try sometin better

@aggie
my little advice for u is,

JUST DROP DEAD!!!!

this is nairaland not tribalistic land.

stinkin B****

Hey , hailings to all the Igbo People.Igbokwenu! igbokwenu! kwenu! kwenu kwenu!.I must advice them that there is no buisness going on in this website because u guys are very much here .

i copy u.

damn!! how'd you make like 134 posts a day?!!!!

i pray this guy turns to a pillar of salt.unfortunately, he wont taste fine just like his post.yeye person.

hey igbo people u guys are very plenty here is it because the name of the site is nairaland and u think there will be plenty of naira here no for you.

donclemo:

hey igbo people u guys are very plenty here is it because the name of the site is nairaland and u think there will be plenty of naira here no for you.

WOW, if dis is supposed to be a joke, it's as dry as stockfish, sorry, try again.

it's as dry as stockfish
I guess u must be a very slim person thats why u are so attracted to stockfish.Anyway i gues u must be a 'dewowor' i know u know what i mean.That reminds me stop disturbing me in my nightmare.Please can i invite u to my village because we are having a festival for masquerades.

The guy is just being sincere here, abi no be true, we all know say igbo love money pass their MAMA

Men! just finalize every thing. That's just d main truth about the Joke.
it's a nice one Dude!
More grease to your elbows