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Brief But Funny Jokes 3 by yinkalink(f): 5:49pm On Dec 22, 2010 |
A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee. From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window. A passenger standing near him asks: -Excuse me, why are you throwing pieces of paper out the window? -I’m chasing away the elephants -Chasing elephants? There aren’t elephants in the city. -Well that means it's working! A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His boss starts to yell at him: - You are ruining police reputation, go home and change the shoes. The policeman goes home, and comes back after a while. - Boss I have a problem, the other pair of shoes at home are black and white, too. Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spot a hundred dollars on the ground. Who will take the money? - - The stupid policeman, since Santa Claus and the smart policeman don’t exist. |
Re: Brief But Funny Jokes 3 by yinkalink(f): 5:53pm On Dec 22, 2010 |
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: - Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: - Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. - But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: - I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. - But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. - Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM. A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: - I can not proceed in this way. And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: - We can not proceed in this way. And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: - We can not proceed in this way. And they dig up the woman. |
Re: Brief But Funny Jokes 3 by yinkalink(f): 6:02pm On Dec 22, 2010 |
While a Scot is pissing, a pound falls into the toilet. Desperately, he looks at the pound and asks himself whether a pound is worth getting his hands dirty. After thinking for a while, he takes 10 pounds out of his pocket and throws them into the toilet. -Well, it's worth getting your hands dirty for eleven pounds! |
Re: Brief But Funny Jokes 3 by eldav(m): 6:13pm On Dec 22, 2010 |
mehn! nice jokes. |
Re: Brief But Funny Jokes 3 by yinkalink(f): 2:48pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
Thanks |
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