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What Can I Say? by MrBones2(m): 1:08pm On Dec 23, 2010
A sweet kissful letter…



A letter has been sent from a husband :


Dear Sweetheart :

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.

Your Loving Husband.




His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.

5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

kiss

Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.
Re: What Can I Say? by Arcani: 4:07pm On Dec 23, 2010
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL grin
Re: What Can I Say? by Arcani: 4:08pm On Dec 23, 2010
I love his wife

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