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A Day In The Eagles Camp by tripdizle(m): 7:01pm On Jun 04, 2007 |
As Bora welcomed the players to camp in Switzerland, he shook hands with them and advised them of what he expected of them in the process. As Taribo West emerged, Bora excitedly shook his hand and patted his back saying: "I would like to see some tough tackles" and West replied: "done deal!" Next, Sunday Oliseh approached and there was the usual exchange of greetings. Then Bora demanded to see some "crisp, neat and inventive passing"; Oliseh replied: "Bora, that is what I am best at!" By now Bora was growing a lot of confidence as the previous 21 players had all responded positively to his demands. All was then left to the last player, Eguavoen not to ruin the day. Eventually, he appeared after a long wait with a very stern look on his face (gbagbaaaauuun, )Now all that Bora had heard about Eguavoen was his hot-headedness, and so the coach had no choice but to say to him: "I want PEACE to REIGN in this camp." Just then, Eguavoen dropped his luggage, and ran onto the top of the roof of the Eagles lodge, unzipped his pants and started to discharge the contents of his bladder. An alarmed Bora ran after him to ask if all was well, but Augustine replied. Sir! You said you wanted P1$$ to RAIN on this camp!!! |
Re: A Day In The Eagles Camp by Nobody: 12:01pm On Jun 07, 2007 |
dry |
Re: A Day In The Eagles Camp by otuonye(m): 2:37pm On Jun 07, 2007 |
well, let me not criticise you, but just try harder, |
Re: A Day In The Eagles Camp by atomant(m): 3:32pm On Jun 07, 2007 |
It took u al dat while 2giv a dry joke? |
Re: A Day In The Eagles Camp by robby1(m): 1:12am On Jun 10, 2007 |
have you ever seen something so so dry, you cant help but laugh? |
Re: A Day In The Eagles Camp by desodgi(m): 3:02pm On Jun 10, 2007 |
But actually is that guy a nigerian,he ought to know wot nigerians laugh to.Such a dry joke all of you said but which wan did u all crack? |
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