A pope and a lawyer went to heaven, dey were shown 2 their rooms by an angel. They got to d pope's room,and he was given a small room,a small bed and a small deck while d lawyer was given a large room en suite,a king-size bed with a beautiful woman sitting on it. The lawyer was overjoyed but out of curiosity,he asked, why didnt u give al dis 2 d pope? D angel replied, u c we get popes here al d tym but u're d first lawyer 2 come here.

Not funny

^^ you mean you don't understand the joke

more than u do sweety

its jst not funny

Eldav whats up 2day?

i'm very much okay

hw abt u?

^^ I'm fine thanks

eldav:

more than u do sweety

its jst not funny

seconded
sorry yinks dis was ur weakest

^^ come - you nor sabi sugar coat dat your tongue sef??

must you come out hard on her??

@efe

i was actually replying yinka

bt deres no problem,since she slept off.

i thought u are d gentle type,lol

Here's anoda: an engineer died but when he got to heaven's gate,he was sent to hell. After few days there,he got dissatisfied about d living conditions and he set about changing them. In no time at all,an airconditioning system was put 2 place,cable tv, pipeborne water. Pretty soon,he became quite a popular guy. One day God called satan to ask ao things were faring,and satan told him about d engineer n d things he had done. God became furious, and he claimed there was a mistake. God:i demand that u send him back or else am goin 2 sue u. Satan: yeah ryt, and where do u xpect 2 find a lawyer?

Didnt slp off silly. Thanks efe but i dont mind bluntness,una just no go vex if i do d same 2 u.

i dnt lyk jokes abt God.i feel its a lack of respect.

u try sha,even though i couldnt read it completely.

Touché

efe wetin do u sef , wen u dey bash oda pips i dey talk
cleaarr oo u hai me so

@yinks
blunt na normal tin , u b funny gal i jus dont like akara evryday na

Actually u'r d funny 1, i find it hard 2 undastand most of ur replies. Akara?

i like the pope joke. it reminds me of the story of the prodigal son who was celebrated on his return.
but i no like the God joke. weldone yinka

Thanks

It was ok

Thanks

First, funny! second, silly

KDK:

i like the pope joke. it reminds me of the story of the prodigal son who was celebrated on his return.
but i no like the God joke. weldone yinka

Hmm profound vs profane