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The Warrior Called Corona by megacity: 8:23pm On Mar 28, 2020
Well, I don’t know who else is flabbergasted by the warrior – the tiny virus- called General Corona. But surely, no one will argue the fact that Corona has been a true warrior.

Ability to take opponents by surprise is one mark of true warriors, and so General Corona took the world by surprise when he launched a surprise attack on Wuhan, the capital city of Hubei province in the People's Republic of China. It is the largest city in Hubei and the most populous city in Central China. The world seemed oblivious of the fact that General Corona’s real intentions was to take over the whole world and the attack on Wuhan was just a decoy.

Before the world knew what was happening, General Corona had shut down virtually all economic activities in China, the most populous country in the world. Undaunted, General Corona stormed into China’s neighboring countries South Korea and all, shut down their economies as well and sent all their people scampering for safety. The great warrior forced the people to retreat and hole up in their homes, unable to venture out even onto their own streets for fear that General Corona might be there.

Insatiable General Corona having shut own Asia headed for Europe. When he got there, he shut down Europe as well. General Corona learnt that the Europeans are proud of their big cities – London, Madrid, Milan, Rome, Munich and so on – so he shut all of them down. As he did in Asia, again he forced the Europeans to retreat and hole up in their homes, afraid to come out to their own streets for fear that General Corona might be out there. While in Europe, the General learnt that the people love their sports especially their football. So, he forced them to shut down their leagues – Champions League, Europa League, whatever league.

General Corona being a true warrior doesn’t really like wasting his time on soft targets. When he gets to any country, he goes straight for their rulers. So, when he got to UK, it wasn’t long before he attacked the palace. He launched a ferocious attack on their Prince. As they were trying to come to terms with what was happening, the General ordered a direct attack on their Prime Minister. As the stunned Europeans were mobilizing to counter General Corona, the General, unrelenting in his world-wide conquering mission, had already ordered his forces to head for the Americas and Africa.

When the general got to America, as usual, it wasn’t long before he headed for the seat of power- the White House. Unsure if he had been wounded by General Corona, the American president was forced to test. While it seems the president escaped, General Corona has nevertheless not relented in ravaging their cities and closing down their economy. As he did in Asia and Europe, the warrior has dealt deadly blows on so many and forced many to retreat and hole up in their homes. The warrior forced them to shut down their sports, their night clubs and all the things they love to do.

In America, the General learnt that the Americans take pride in their education and technological advancements. They said Harvard was the world’s number one university and epitome of education and learning. So General Corona of course wasted no time in attacking Harvard – launching direct ferocious attacks and afflicting Harvard University’s president and his wife.


For Africa, General Corona’s approach was to launch simultaneous, multiple attacks on several countries. The general learnt that their most populous country is a certain country called Nigeria. So, he immediately attacked Nigeria through their commercial capital Lagos. As usual, and not wanting to waste much time, he again headed for their seat of power – Aso Rock. When the General got to Aso Rock, he learnt that the president is a sleeping president and the most powerful man there is the Chief of Staff. Without wasting any time, the warrior went for the jugular of the Chief of Staff. Such has been the fear generated by General Corona amongst men that even countries and areas the General has yet to enter are shutting down virtually everything for fear that Corona might be headed their way.


For the Children of Men, this is certainly the greatest attack in living memory. I ‘m not certain if General Corona is aware that the high and mighty he has stepped on their toes are not sleeping. They have been spending billions of Dollars and sleepless nights in laboratories around the world, just to find an invention that would exterminate General Corona. Various religious groups have been holding prayers upon prayers just destroy the General. I’m not certain how long it would take but I suspect that the Children of Men would eventually find a way to overcome the General. But no matter what happens, no one would argue that General Corona has earned a place for himself in himself in history. This set of Children of Men would never in their lives forget the tiny virus - General Corona, who came, saw, and stunned the world.

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Re: The Warrior Called Corona by chuqudy(m): 8:40pm On Mar 28, 2020
Re: The Warrior Called Corona by KingsCity: 11:46pm On Mar 28, 2020
They say the General has launched direct attacks on the Queen too

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