MR. SLIMPURSE—"But why do you insist that our daughter should marry a man whom she does not like? You married for love, didn't you?"

MRS. SLIMPURSE—"Yes; but that is no reason why I should let our daughter make the same blunder."
,

MAUDE—"Jack is telling around that you are worth your weight in gold."

ETHEL—"The foolish boy. Who is he telling it to?"

MAUDE—"His creditors."
,

RICH MAN—"Would you love my daughter just as much if she had no money?"

SUITOR—"Why, certainly!"

RICH MAN—"That's sufficient. I don't want any idiots in this family."
,

no smile 2 drop.sorry.

Who are u man

@ poster
Nice

I nearly laugh**

Studio CFR:

I nearly laugh**

u be wild animal

Mary don't mind that amebo  

Studio long time no perceive where you've been?

@jokingmary

dnt hate me pls.

@EL Guapo

I dont have time for your creep-ups please

CAMPAIGN

My Good pple of Jokes section, one of your own has been shortlisted for the Nairaland Section Poster of the Year Award.

All I need is your vote. Just click on the name Tayo_ast.

Thank You as you vote. .

Here's d link

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-561869.0.html

On the Second day God says to
Adam, "I have some good news,
and some bad news."
Adam responds, "Well tell me
the good news first."
"Alright my son, the good news
is I will give you both a brain
and a penis, the bad news is I'm
only going to give you enough
blood to run one at a time."

U n0r try.

Tayo how do you think u're going to win it without seeing INEC behind closed doors *stairs at him with contempt*

Oya, rush outside and get me a chilled bottled of Heinekan with two dry meats,if u really want to win.*slumps into a couch and takes up a newspaper*

@Stud,haba u neva change?? Abeg change oo before 2011 catches up with u

Haba eldav u wicked oo,cnt u give a benefit of doubt to a newcomer,u knw say na bad impression be dat and in no less time em go run out of joke section cos of u.

El Guapo:

And how do you think u're going to win it without seeing INEC behind closed doors *stairs at him with contempt*

Oya, rush outside and get me a chilled bottled of Heinekan with two dry meats,if u really want to win.*slumps into a couch and takes up a newspaper*

@Stud,haba u neva change?? Abeg change oo before 2011 catches up with u

u wan make i bribe u abi

U call it bribe whereas i call it acknowledgement of a help rendered.

oh! U already 'helped'

I appreciate. I'll send one of my boys 2 ur house pretty soon.

Sm1 pls call studio for me. . .he don play go

El guapo

its all 4 fun.deres notin 2 it.

U call it bribe whereas i call it acknowledgement of a help rendered.

@eldav, have u voted?

tayo free me.

thisisjboy:

On the Second day God says to
Adam, "I have some good news,
and some bad news."
Adam responds, "Well tell me
the good news first."
"Alright my son, the good news
is I will give you both a brain
and a manliness, the bad news is I'm
only going to give you enough
blood to run one at a time."

i like very much

El Guapo:



MR. SLIMPURSE—"But why do you insist that our daughter should marry a man whom she does not like? You married for love, didn't you?"

MRS. SLIMPURSE—"Yes; but that is no reason why I should let our daughter make the same blunder."
,

MAUDE—"Jack is telling around that you are worth your weight in gold."

ETHEL—"The foolish boy. Who is he telling it to?"

MAUDE—"His creditors."
,

RICH MAN—"Would you love my daughter just as much if she had no money?"

SUITOR—"Why, certainly!"

RICH MAN—"That's sufficient. I don't want any idiots in this family."
,

nice jokes, you deserve more than just smiles. keep it up

El Guapo:

U call it bribe whereas i call it acknowledgement of a help rendered.

@Stud,haba u neva change?? Abeg change oo before 2011 catches up with u

change ke?does the sun shine?


u try,but i save my smile for better thigns